Power Rankings: 5 Dumbest Comments On My Ryan Poles Post
Before I even begin, let me give a quick shout-out to all the Bear fans who put money in my pocket over the weekend. The site had a really great viewing weekend and I appreciate all of you idiots for making me money. You can call me every name in the book. The truth of the matter is I’d beat the hell out of all of you in real life and you would go running scared if you just saw one peak at my bicep. Trust me, the only ones that ratioed are the idiot Bear fans that kept putting money in my pocket. Ryan Poles is a dope and if you want to blow him for creating one of the weakest returns for the first pick in the draft in NFL history, be my guest.
Trust me. I don’t care. Your team stinks and I already own your fan base. The last time you punks challenged me, Trubisky happened. Keep in mind I’m the only one that had the balls to call Trubisky a 6th rounder back then. You called me names and then disappeared when he sucked. The same thing will happen here. Ryan Poles will lose his job and this god-awful trade will be a big reason why. Well… he should have already lost his job for the Chase Claypool – Roquan Smith trade down swap.
You can call me every name in the book. Trust me, you’re not going to hurt my feelings. I figured we could have a good laugh and create a power rankings for the 5 dumbest comments I received on my Ryan Poles article / video. What most of them don’t get is that you should never share posts on social media that you don’t agree with. The only thing they did is spread the word about Vendetta Sports so thank you.
Okay… Power Rankings time. Let’s do this.
*Honorable Mention:
Not a Packers fan. Got about 30 of these. At least try to do a little research. I’ll let you figure out who my team is but it’s not even in the same conference. I’m also on the verge of handing in my fan card because I’m not like the rest of you. I don’t bend the knee on everything my favorite team does. I have my own critical thinking skills. We already know that isn’t the case for you people.
*Honorable Mention
What does this even mean? I don’t pay for Twitter. Never have and never will. Is this the best you guys can do? If you’re going to insult me, at least be better at it! At least try to make sense! Except we know that these people can’t do that.
5.
We’re starting off these power rankings STRONG! These two came in back to back so I figured let’s combine them for number 5.
A: My name is Trey. K…
Just keep in mind that these are the type of people we’re dealing with here. Not sure Jimmy here can cross the street by himself if he can’t get my name right. Ryan Daubert might be a dummy. Never met the guy. Not sure he even exists. My best friend’s name is Ryan. I may try to convince him to change his last name just so a Ryan Daubert exists.
Then we have Phillip. Phillip thinks DJ Moore = Davante Adams. Do I really need to say much more? There isn’t a human alive with an IQ above 50 that thinks DJ Moore is on par with Adams. I’m starting to get it now…
I heard Jimmy stuck a finger in Phillip’s ass after he got hot and bothered about DJ Moore. Maybe I shouldn’t hold it against them. Their own gm pulled a Jim from American Pie when he had the chance to trade for Moore. How can I not expect their dummy fan base to not do the same?
4.
This is my day job. I’ve made it on my own. In fact, I’m sitting on my couch on a Monday writing this post in pajamas. I don’t answer to anybody except myself. Now there are some voices in my head that we have to deal with but they usually always have the correct answer, but that’s a story for another day. Just remember, had I been Chicago’s general manager your team would be a lot more successful too. You wouldn’t have the worst record in the league. I can promise you that.
I’m sorry to burst your bubble James but my football analysis is damn good. So is my baseball, hockey, basketball, and soccer analysis too. That’s why people want to work for me. My NFL Draft content speaks for itself. That’s why I get to sit at home in pajamas on a weekday. When you can do the same, come talk to me.
3.
Guys… did you know the Bears are building a Super Bowl (two words) caliber team? Chicago went 3-14 last year but don’t worry a Super Bowl is on the way! I think I actually feel bad for this guy. Poor guy is really going to get his heart broken in the end. Hate to see it.
2.
This is comical. These people truly will have any opinion of whatever the team decides to do. Hey, Chris… go gargle Poles’ balls more! Roquan Smith is one of the best linebackers in football. The impact Smith had on Baltimore’s defense is undeniable and is worth every penny. Chicago also lost every single game after Poles traded away the All-Pro linebacker.
Poles has made two panic trades for receivers because he doesn’t have one. There isn’t any other way to put it. The Claypool deal is a complete and utter disaster. When the second round begins, Pittsburgh is on the clock because your dope gm gave the pick away.
The fact that there isn’t one of these people willing to acknowledge that tells me everything I need to know. They’re fanboys who threw a pity party for themselves in the comment section. Sad, sad people these Bear fans are.
1.
This one is number one by a landslide. Patrick Sheldon hosts a podcast and writes for the Bears Fansided site. Once upon a time, I worked for Fansided. I know what it’s like to be there. It wouldn’t be surprising if this is company policy but do they force workers to like Tweets? I know Fansided and SB Nation are struggling but is this really how down bad they are? Forcing people to like Tweets?
A: Never in my life have I needed social media likes to vindicate an opinion. Anyone that does is truly pathetic and I mean that with every fiber of my being. I’ve truly never heard of something more pathetic in my life.
B: Is Patrick not talented enough to work for the main Fansided site? When Trey was at Fansided, he got promoted to the main site and then promoted a second time to build their fantasy football department. Can’t say the same about Patrick. He’s stuck in Bears‘ country. Maybe Patrick prefers to be in Bears country but just from my experience working there, they keep a lot of the fanboys on the side sites for a reason. Maybe Patrick should look in the mirror why they haven’t promoted him?
C: What kind of comedy standards do we think Patrick has? Maybe Patrick and Gavin should get a room together? Maybe they can chat about how Substack sob stories and Twitter likes! Is this actually funny to him? Do social media likes vindicate what’s funny to him? Should I steal more Fansided employees from his side site? Do we think he will find that funny? Oh, I forgot, he’s not in charge. Just an employee.
You work for a network. I am the network.
Things not mentioned*
The Carolina Panthers very well might win the NFC South. If it happens, you know where to find me. Except you won’t because we know how this story goes. They will be better than you think. But that’s opinion based for now. We’ll save that topic for this time next year.
This is how delusional Bear fans are. They think Carolina is going 0-17. Insert laughing emoji here. End of blog.
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