Antonio Brown Just Played Us All Like a Fiddle

If you haven’t kept up with the Antonio Brown drama in Oakland the last several weeks you have either been in a coma, living under a rock, or dead. This dude just played the shit out of all of us. I imagine Raiders fans feel like a high school chick who put out on the first date because the star quarterback told her he loved her only to ghost her immediately after so he could start slamming the homecoming queen. Completely accurate statement.

Brown was traded to Oakland for third- and fifth-round picks in the 2019 draft on March 9^th. Obviously, he was initially ecstatic to be out of Pittsburgh due to his massive fallout with future Hall of Fame quarterback Ben Roethlisberger and the Steelers front office. Obviously, his excitement did not last long. Brown must have relished that the grass isn’t always green on the other side. Especially when you have an injury prone liability of a QB in Derek Carr throwing to you now.

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Brown made us all think that his actions were the result of either a mental breakdown or the result of CTE caused by this completely savage hit he took from Vontaze Burfict. Long story short Brown played us. He is now on the reigning Super Bowl Champs who may have the best receiving corp in the league. It’s total bullshit and honestly, I smell collusion. SOMEBODY CALL SOMEBOODY BECAUSE THIS IS BULLSHIT. I hate the Patriots and Antonio Brown has just made the list for biggest sell outs of all time. I guess if you cant beat ‘em just join ‘em right? Way to take a page out of Kevin Durant’s playbook AB. You suck. Go Birds. Don Chach out.