2019 NFL Draft
The Washington #Redskins love drafting Alabama guys. That’s about the only thing they’ve gotten right. Let’s head inside their 2019 NFL Draft War room! (Doug Kapustin/ Washington Post)

The Washington Redskins are a mess. Their owner sucks. Their quarterbacks suck. Their general manager sucks. Hell, even their name sucks. I’m sure fans can all rejoice in the fact that they have Alex Smith, Case Keenum, and Colt McCoy in their quarterback room. What a shit show. Let’s head inside the Redskins 2019 NFL Draft war room to project what they might have up their dirty sleeve.

First Round (Pick 15) – I would assume that Washington will try to get their quarterback of the future. Dwayne Haskins and or Drew Lock might be a target. Trading up a few spot to ensure they land one doesn’t seem like an awful idea. Would you blame them if they used this pick or the 2nd round pick to trade for Josh Rosen? Just figure out this quarterback situation. I can’t even fathom that in the year 2019, a team has a quarterback depth chart like Washington does.

Second Round (Pick 46) – The Redskins have had serious health issues with their offensive line. You name him, he’s been hurt. How about a swing guard because right now Tyler Catalina is a starter. Exactly. You have no f*cking clue who that is. How about a guy like Elgton Jenkins who can play anywhere on the interior including center. This offensive line has been run a muck over health issues. Getting some depth is a wise course of action.

Third Round (Pick 77) – I have to be honest. I’m just not enjoying this post. I just hate this team. There are just some teams that have been irrelevant my entire life. The Redskins, Bengals, Dolphins, and Lions all fit that description. Who thought it was a good idea to name a team the Redskins? It’s just a terrible name for many reasons. I don’t care what this team does. They are going to suck anyway as long as clueless dope Bruce Allen runs the show. That’s all I have for you.