People who don’t pay bets are cowards. I think that’s a pretty fair thing to say. For those of you who do not know, I made two bets with a coward (Jake Mackey) during the 2018 NFL season. The first bet was the Titans 2018 win total. Mackey was confident the Titans were a 10 win team. I took the under. The Titans finished the season at 9-7. The second bet was the number of interceptions for Malcolm Butler. Mackey was confident that he could reel in 5 (which is a ridiculous number). I obviously took the under. Butler finished the season with 3. Only a complete an utter moron thought Malcolm Butler was a good player. He’s been nothing but a disaster with the Titans.
Any man with integrity would have just paid off the bet. How much do two cases of Blue Moon really cost? I could off requested my favorite which is Sam Adams. I was feeling nice since Sam Adams is expensive so I opted for Blue Moon. Mackey did what any coward would do. He deflected trying to pretend I was the dumb one, unfollowed me on Twitter, and went into witness protection.
Mackey from this day forward, he will be known as
As a man of integrity and pride, I can’t continue to just let this slide. It’s been months since I heard from mouse. Still no signs of every intending to pay off a very easy bet to pay. That leaves me no choice. I, Trey Daubert, have officially cursed the Tennessee Titans franchise.
There are two conditions in which I will lift the curse. ONE: Mouse pays off his bet of two cases of Blue Moon. A bet that seems very easy to pay off. Hell, I’ll even take a Venmo transfer worth the amount of what two cases cost. TWO: The Titans move off of Marcus Mariota. Until both of those things have been fulfilled, the Titans are officially cursed until further notice. I cannot confirm or deny if there are any other things that can possibly break the curse.
Now you may ask what does this curse include? Well, I’ll tell you. First thing, I predict pain and heartbreak. The thought of enjoying watching a Tinas game will cease to exist. As long as the Titans are cursed, they will never win a Super Bowl. I can promise that much. No championships for this pathetic franchise. What else does the curse include? You will just have to find out for yourself. Maybe Mariota will break his leg. Maybe Jon Robinson will extend Mariota an outrageous contract. Maybe Robinson will continue to pay bums like Malcolm Butler. Who knows, it will take on a life of its own. The only thing I know for sure is the Titans will never win a championship. That is unless I get my two cases of beer.
It’s time for mouse to stop hiding because the exterminator is coming. You have officially been cursed, Titans. It will be known as the Jake Mackey curse (or mouse for short). I predict two things. Zero championships and pain.
