I know that I’ve said this before but this might be my peak. Olivia Munn is the one.
Truthfully, I don’t even know how we go this far without crossing this bridge. I have been in love with Olivia ever since I first saw her on Attack of the Show (y’all remember G4, right?).
Seriously, people, she is so hot she makes other hot people look not hot.
Plus, she’s into all that nerd shit. As someone also into all that nerd shit, it’s a major turn-on. (I don’t mean to brag but I’ve beaten the Pokemon League in every known region.)
Olivia Munn is the only Woman Crush that I don’t think I have a shot with. I know that I’m a hard 4.5 but I have personality (ask my mom she thinks I’m awesome). Plus, my ability to open is legendary.
If I ever met a WCW, in real life, I’m fairly confident with enough time I could romance them. Not Munn. We aren’t even living on the same planet.
Olivia Munn is a goddess. She is the greatest Woman Crush Wednesday to date. Mankind does not deserve to be graced by her existence.
If you have any questions, comments, or concerns about the current state of WCW, hit me on Twitter. Let me know what you think. But, remember, IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK JABRONI.
