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For Every Touchdown the Eagles Score I Will Drink

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The Redskins take on the Eagles in Week One. Don Chach will shot gun a beer for every touchdown Philadelphia scores (James Lang/USA TODAY Sports)

GAMEDAY IS FINALLY HERE! The Eagles quest to their second Super Bowl in three years starts today as they take on the Washington Redskins in Philadelphia. Obviously, the Eagles are going to win, the deadskins won’t be able to keep up with the fast pace offense and the relentless pressure that the defense will put on Case Keenum. The score obviously wont be close and for you the fans I want to do something special. I vow that for every touchdown the Birds score today I will shot gun an ice cold brew.

My predictions for this game are pretty conservative, to be honest with you. Carson Wentz has a big day out there throws for just over 300 yards and 2 TDs. Miles Sanders will start his campaign to Rookie of the Year and runs for over 75 yards and his first professional score. Jordan Howard will take most of the reps at running back today, and will run for 100 yards but fails to reach the end zone. Ertz and Jeffery both have big days in the air, but the man of the day is Desean Jackson. First play of the game 80 yard BOMB to Philly favorite DJAX! I’ve been dreaming of that for months now and the time is finally here. The Linc is going to be rocking people I 100% suggest that if you’re not at the game, get yourself comfy in your favorite chair, make sure you have a cheesesteak and a couple of cold ones next to you as you and the boys gear up for gameday.

I’m so excited for today I can’t even explain it to you. I feel like a fat kid who got a free bucket of KFC for being the first customer of the day. It’s a big day people and the only thing that can ruin it for me is if they fucking blow it like they have so many times before. LET’S GO BIRDS! Be sure to tune into our twitter and facebook for the videos of me shotgunning after every touchdown. Don Chach out!

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