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Does Chris Simms’ Wife Want To Bang Drew Brees?

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Chris Simms hates Drew Brees. There could only be one plausible reason why… (Chuck Cook/USA TODAY Sports)

Monday night, Drew Brees broke the all time passing touchdown record. Brees passed Manning after he threw his 540th touchdown in his career. It was an incredible accomplishment and Brees has cemented himself as one of the greatest quarterbacks ever.

Obviously it’s a great time to reflect upon how great Brees is. Where does Drew Brees stack up among the greatest quarterbacks ever? Well, Pro Football Talk with Mike Florio and Chris Simms had that conversation listing their top 10 quarterbacks ever. Below is their list.

Drew Brees
(PFT)

10th!?! C’mon now. I get that the media wants to stir the pot sometimes, but this take gotta go. 10th?!? Beat it, Simms. Below Roger Staubach? What are we doing here? Do people realize that Staubach had a 57% completion percentage? He had 153 touchdowns and 109 INT’s. What are we doing here? Brees laps him in every category.

What did Drew Brees do to Chris Simms? Brees seems like such a great guy on and off the field. Brees is an incredible person. There is only one explanation. Simms’ wife has a huge crush on Brees. This isn’t just a quiet crush. This is the kind of crush where his wife lets him know that she would leave him if Brees looked at her the wrong way.

Drew Brees
(Mike Coppola/Getty Images North America)

She seems like a nice lady, but this has to be why Simms hates Brees. There’s no other reason. She has let him know that Brees is her favorite and Simms is dumb jealous. Please let us know why you hate Brees, Chris. Right now, the only plausible reason starts and ends with your wife. On such a glorious day where Brees breaks the touchdown record, we have to have idiots like Chris Simms that ruin it. I’m not sure why we’re surprised. This guy knows NOTHING and only has a job because of daddy.

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