Dear Anna Shay: Will You Be My Friend?

Dear Anna Shay: Will You Be My Friend?

When it comes to trash reality TV, I pick and choose my moments when to be involved. Love is Blind is a good show. Ditto for Bling Empire. If you haven’t seen it, picture Crazy Rich Asians the movie except for real life people. The best character in the show is without question, Anna Shay.

If you haven’t seen Bling Empire, I recommend it. The episodes are short so you can binge through them pretty fast. Three seasons are out (turns out Cherie and her wack husband Jesse that has his other family got cut from season three, huh) too.

I’m just a man with a dream but I can’t do it alone. Anna would be the perfect investor for Vendetta Sports because this brand represents everything she stands for. It’s a match made in heaven. Bling Empire doesn’t stand a chance without Anna. Combining Anna with Trey’s brain in the sports world? Now that’s a combination everyone should fear.

First, let’s start by crossing names off the list.

I’m not anti-Kevin but he’s also not the right person for me in this post. There are just too many times where he demonstrates having rocks for brains. Seems like a good lad. Just not the right person to dance with Trey.

Kim Lee may as well be cancer. I don’t want to be within 15 feet of that woman. Anybody that forces someone to take a lie detector test while then being the one who’s lying should have put her in prison and I’m not even joking. I won’t spoil too much in case you the reader wants to watch the show. You just can’t trust people like that. There’s a special place in Looney Tunes land for people like Kim.

Kane could be thrown into this category but I don’t think he has an evil heart like Kim does. He just runs his mouth and lives to gossip. Just not my type of person. Not the right investor for me. People think Trey has a big mouth. In reality, I strike in the shadows. Kane gossips and it spreads like wildfire in a bad way. Can’t have that guy in your corner.

Kelly, shoutout Kelly, would be a great fit but again, she’s team, Kane. That guy is so invested that he set up a fake dating profile for her and was messaging the guys interested in her. Kelly is… something but he’s a deal breaker. She’s out by transitive property.

I don’t want to sh*t talk, Christine. If Christine is interested in Trey, we can talk. I just don’t think she can relate to me at all. She’s forgotten what it’s like to work your way for the bottom. She’s barely a real person and she clearly has agendas. Just way smarter at using them than the others on the show. I’m here for Christine but I can’t imagine the talks will last longer than five minutes. I think both parties would find the other incredibly boring.

That leaves Anna. We know Anna is the one. I guarantee if Anna spent 10 minutes with Trey, she would believe I’m some sort of chosen one. I’m the best sports brain on the planet and with your influence, I can’t imagine the things we could accomplish.

Imagine if Vendetta Sports had a bigger budget? I’ve already created a net worth out of literally nothing with zero outside help. Imagine if we had a sports ownership group? Buy a sports team and put me as the general manager. You have a guaranteed championship. The possibilities are endless. I have the best sports brain on the planet and can accomplish anything in this field with the right resources.

Have your people get in touch with my people. I guarantee fun, excitement, and a sprinkle of what Trey does best. Embarrassing those who think they know sports better than me. Let’s do this thing, Anna. Vendetta Sportsbook? It does have a nice ring to it. Just saying. There are no limits.

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