Is BizNasty The Next Barstool Employee To Join OnlyFans?
Paul Bissonnette AKA BizNasty could be the next Barstool employee to join OnlyFans. Of course, Jordyn Woodruff became the first with Kelly Keegs next to follow. Biz is a notorious pipe layer so his potential OnlyFans move could spark some interest in the puck sl*t community.
For this to happen, all the Bruins have to do is bring back Milan Lucic. That’s it.
WOAH. Coming in hot there, BizNasty! Solo trip going to town on the mattress? All the Bruins have to do is bring back Lucic? The Spitting Chiclets host is playing a very, very dangerous game.
It’s no lock, of course, that Lucic returns to Boston. The former Bruins second round pick in 2006 spent the first eight years of his career with the B’s. Lucic is in the final year of his contract with the Calgary Flames that will pay him a $6 million AAV.
Lucic, 34, notched 22 points this past season for Calgary playing in all 82 games. At this stage of Lucic’s career, he’s mostly just a big body enforcer but every team needs one of them. If the Flames retain salary, I’m sure a trade could be worked out if the Bruins really want to go down that road.
It’s mostly a dangerous game because Boston has already brought back David Krejčí. Patrice Bergeron also announced his return to the team. At this point, if Zdeno Chara, Joe Thornton, and Lucic return, would anyone be shocked?
There may or may not be a glory hole in an unlucky mattress nearest you. All the Bruins have to do is bring back Milan Lucic. Hey, if this doesn’t pan out, a fight between BizNasty and Ryan Reaves could be on the table at Rough N Rowdy.
