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The Flames are red hot. Winners of 10 straight, Calgary looks like a real problem in the Pacific Division. They already have four point lead with two games in hand over Vegas. Everything is going right for the Flames right now. That includes Milan Lucic and his dating life.
Lucic is already happily married and makes a pretty penny based on his on ice performance. Lucic is a glue guy for a humming Flames team. Lucic, 33, has 18 points in 49 games across limited ice time. That’s not the real story today.
The real story is do we think Lucic has a thing for Milfs? Hey, or maybe moms in general? During last night’s game against the Jets, a fan in the stands tried to make a generous trade offer with Lucic. He gets a hockey stick, Lucic gets his mom. Win-win?
This is a win for all parties involved. That stick that Lucic has is probably way too expensive and he’s got an unlimited supply of them laying around at home. For Lucic, he gets this kid’s mom. I am not encouraging Lucic to cheat on his wife. Maybe this kid’s mom rocks at making baked goods. Maybe she’s got connections that can help him get a discount on a new car. Who knows?
The Flames could be the team of destiny. They’re firing on all cylinders to the point where Milan Lucic is getting moms thrown his way via trade from a random kid in the stand. There is no stopping Calgary right now. They have mom power on their side. I just need to know if Lucic accepted the kid’s trade?
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