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The Titans Feel Pretty Cursed Don’t They?

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Remember when I put a curse on the Titans? It’s aging quite well for Trey. Not so much for the franchise in Tennessee. (Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports)

The Titans Feel Pretty Cursed Don’t They?

We’re coming up on the five-year anniversary since I placed a curse on the Titans franchise. They’re the only professional sports team that I currently have placed a curse on. The Hurricanes previously released of their misfortune after one Carolina fan did the right thing.

As we sit here today reflecting on how the last five years, it’s pretty obvious that the curse has been fully inflicted on this franchise. Is there another team in the NFL in a worse spot? Maybe… but there is no denying how down bad this franchise is.

Think about all of the things that have since transpired. The Titans got robbed on the AJ Brown trade. They have two young quarterbacks but neither are the answer. They’re still outside the range of position to select their franchise quarterback. The offensive line stinks. Derrick Henry is about to leave. There isn’t a single player on the roster that the fans desperately want to buy his jersey. Oh, and Mike Vrabel and Ran Carthon don’t like each other and Vrabel wants out.

Is anything going well for the Titans? The AFC South is still a joke and they’re the only team that isn’t even in the mix. They’re down THAT bad. Oh, and the general manager that I told you was a clown got fired for being said clown.

I just don’t think an entire fan base should suffer because of one unaccountable idiot. That’s, however, where we stand now.

I want my two cases of beer. I’m not even a big beer drinker. I will not lift the curse until I get my two cases of beer or a money transfer for said requisite amount. I think Titans fans have suffered enough, but I’ll keep letting them suffer until the deed has been squashed.

Do you want this team to keep suffering? I will let them keep suffering. One Titans fan can save their team. Get me what’s mine and I will release the curse. Are you willing to risk another five years of misery?

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