2024 Fantasy Football OnlyFans: Quarterbacks

2024 Fantasy Football OnlyFans: Quarterbacks

The OnlyFans list is here to piggyback off the Cheese list. The 2024 Fantasy Football OnlyFans quarterbacks are league winners hiding in plain sight. Are you courageous enough to pull the trigger on these league winners?

At the end of the day, these are calculated fliers and this list is designed for real fantasy managers who play in two QB leagues. We don’t have time for any other format because it’s a clear indication you’re a noob. You don’t have to listen to me but I’d recommend it considering we humiliated Matthew Berry last year and he makes millions of dollars to be mediocre in fantasy…

Sam Howell (Seahawks)

Sam Howell is better than Geno Smith. All you have to do is use your eyes. Don’t blame Howell because Eric Bieniemy is re re. Bieniemy should be ashamed of himself after he got Howell killed last year. This is Howell’s job at some point. It’s a matter of what week he takes over. If Seattle is watching their own team, they will realize that same truth at some point.

Sam Darnold (Vikings)

The JJ McCarthy injury is going to turn into a blessing in disguise for the Vikings. I like McCarthy long term in this spot but now Darnold no longer has to look over his shoulder. Nick Mullens isn’t stealing this job under any circumstance. Ditto Jaren Hall.

Darnold can be found around QB30-28 on most lists and that’s going to be a mistake. He’s a top 20 option no question this year. I think people forget that Darnold led the Panthers to a seven-win season just two years ago and we’ve seen Carolina without him. Before that Darnold was cursed by the Adam Gase Jets. He’s going to look much, much, much better with Kevin O’Connell.

Not to mention the fact that the Justin Jefferson bailout special now exists. 99% of the time the QB makes the WR but Jefferson is borderline QB proof. Jordan Addison is really good too. Plus, Aaron Jones can make stuff happen in the passing game. Don’t sleep on Darnold. He’s going to be more than functional in fantasy this year.

Justin Fields (Steelers)

Russell Wilson is totally washed. It’s clear and obvious if you watched him last year and he looks just as bad this preseason. Pittsburgh should just start the Justin Field era already because they’re only wasting time playing Wilson a singular snap.

For as much as I made fun of Fields last year (it was insane anybody ranked him inside the top 10 last year) I like his odds in this spot. The rushing totals should be there and this team isn’t void of talent. George Pickens will get his. He’s being ranked as QB31 right now and that’s largely because we don’t know if he’s even going to start. I say who cares? Common sense says he should be starting so wait it out and reap the rewards when the season starts rolling.

Aaron Rodgers (Jets)

I’m in. I think Rodgers has one more good year in him and he should have the eye of the tiger after being robbed of that opportunity last year. There is always a chance they go trade for Davante Adams before the deadline adding another target too.

Rodgers is going to funnel looks to Garrett Wilson constantly. The rushing totals won’t be there but this is still Aaron Rodgers. He can throw 25 touchdown passes in his sleep. If high end Rodgers still exists, that total could be closer to 30 and he’s going to stat pad this year after missing time last year. If he’s your QB2 I think you’re in great shape and I didn’t say that last year. The offensive line should be much improved and it should make an enormous difference.

Justin Herbert (Chargers)

The fantasy managers have reacted to this exactly how I thought they would. They’re going to ding Herbert because Jim Harbaugh wants to run the ball. They’re going to ding Herbert because Keenan Allen and Mike Williams are gone.

Except they have forgotten about the part that he’s going to be way more efficient now that dopey Brandon Staley is gone. Herbert is around QB18 depending on the list you look and I’m not sure you will ever get him at that price again. Harbaugh is a winner and he’s going to get this thing back on track. Expect Herbert to fall in line with the getting back on track part. Coaching means everything and this coaching upgrade the Chargers have is astronomical.

Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars)

Maybe adversity is a good thing. You know, something Trevor Lawrence has never faced in his life. We’re going to find out what kind of man Lawrence is. Logically speaking the breakout should be on the way. Maybe it’s a good thing Lawrence had some struggles during his early NFL career because the guy basically didn’t lose a game in high school and college.

It’s go time. They just got him Brian Thomas Jr., Gabe Davis, and Devin Duvernay. Plus, the offensive line should be better with Ezra Cleveland and Mitch Morse coming over. That and Cam Robinson isn’t suspended anymore and Anton Harrison is in year two. I talked more in-depth about why I still believe in Lawrence here.

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