Sue Bird
Seattle Storm point guard Sue Bird. Photo Credit Julio Aguilar Getty Images

This week’s Woman Crush Wednesday goes out to one of the most incredible lady ballers ever. Last Tuesday, Sue Bird won her fourth WNBA championship and her first-ever Vendetta WCW honor today (which, if we are honest, is way cooler).

Okay, so I admittedly know absolutely jack shit about the WNBA. I mean, I have four friends and a full-time job. No way I could ever afford to waste two hours of my life watching one of their games.

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Bubs in the Wubs

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Lol JK. That was a little mean. Overall, the WNBA girls are great athletes and play great basketball, but no one gives a shit about the fundamentals. We’re trying to see action. No one is tuning in to watch an All-Star layup contest (Except for our Editor, Andrew Zucker, he loves the WNBA).

But, I digress. Sue is the Michael Jordan of lady ballers. That might not be true. Like I said before, I don’t know shit about the WNBA (and I’m prone to hyperbole). The point is she is mad good.

Some career highlights:

4x WNBA Champ

11x WNBA All-Star

5x All-WNBA First Team

WNBA All-time Assists Leader

The list goes on.

In addition to the on the court accomplishments, Sue is moderately attractive. She is also dating Megan Rapinoe. As a 27-year-old, it’s whatever, but I’d be lying if I said my inner 13-year-old (which, if I’m honest, is like 69% of my personality) wasn’t geeking out about it.

And there you have it, folks. This week’s Woman Crush Wednesday. If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, get in my mentions on Twitter (@lilfooted). If you want to tell me what a great pick this was or think I’m an asshole, let me know. Just remember, IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK, JABRONI!