This week’s Woman Crush Wednesday goes out to one of the most incredible lady ballers ever. Last Tuesday, Sue Bird won her fourth WNBA championship and her first-ever Vendetta WCW honor today (which, if we are honest, is way cooler).
Okay, so I admittedly know absolutely jack shit about the WNBA. I mean, I have four friends and a full-time job. No way I could ever afford to waste two hours of my life watching one of their games.
Lol JK. That was a little mean. Overall, the WNBA girls are great athletes and play great basketball, but no one gives a shit about the fundamentals. We’re trying to see action. No one is tuning in to watch an All-Star layup contest (Except for our Editor, Andrew Zucker, he loves the WNBA).
But, I digress. Sue is the Michael Jordan of lady ballers. That might not be true. Like I said before, I don’t know shit about the WNBA (and I’m prone to hyperbole). The point is she is mad good.
Some career highlights:
4x WNBA Champ
11x WNBA All-Star
5x All-WNBA First Team
WNBA All-time Assists Leader
The list goes on.
In addition to the on the court accomplishments, Sue is moderately attractive. She is also dating Megan Rapinoe. As a 27-year-old, it’s whatever, but I’d be lying if I said my inner 13-year-old (which, if I’m honest, is like 69% of my personality) wasn’t geeking out about it.
And there you have it, folks. This week’s Woman Crush Wednesday. If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, get in my mentions on Twitter (@lilfooted). If you want to tell me what a great pick this was or think I’m an asshole, let me know. Just remember, IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK, JABRONI!
