Listen here young bull and let me learn you something. Of all of the former Disney channel stars out there, Demi Lovato is the finest of them all.
I know some of y’all are partial to Selina Gomez and Miley Cyrus (lol I like Miley too but she isn’t in the same league) but you’re wrong.
Demi is fine as fuck. She is thicker than two-day-old grits and those freckles make a man swoon (or whatever the man version of that is).
Not to mention she checks all of the boxes.
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This is my biggest fear. A photo of me in a bikini unedited. And guess what, it’s CELLULIT!!!! I’m just literally sooooo tired of being ashamed of my body, editing it (yes the other bikini pics were edited - and I hate that I did that but it’s the truth) so that others think I’m THEIR idea of what beautiful is, but it’s just not me. This is what I got. I want this new chapter in my life to be about being authentic to who I am rather than trying to meet someone else’s standards. So here’s me, unashamed, unafraid and proud to own a body that has fought through so much and will continue to amaze me when I hopefully give birth one day. It’s such a great feeling to be back in tv/film while not stressing myself with a strenuous workout schedule before 14 hour days, or depriving myself from a real birthday cake rather than opting for watermelon & whip cream with candles because I was terrified of REAL cake and was miserable on some crazy diet shit. Anyway, here’s me, RAW, REAL! And I love me. And you should love you too! Now back to the studio.. I’m working on an anthem.. ??????♀️ also. Just so everyone’s clear.. I’m not stoked on my appearance BUT I am appreciative of it and sometimes that’s the best I can do. I hope to inspire someone to appreciate their body today too. ? #nationalcelulliteday #celluLIT ???
Beautiful? Check. Advocate for body positivity? Check. Advocate for LGBT rights? Check. Blue belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu? Check.
That’s right fellas. She knows jiu-jitsu. She not only can she fight to protect your honor, but she can get a little rough with you if you’re into that sort of thing.
All I’m saying is Demi could get that work.
Since she is the baddest thing to come out of Disney since The Alamo (2004), Demi Lovato is this week’s Vendetta Woman Crush Wednesday. And, if you have problems with Demi or any of the previous WCW’s get in my mentions on Twitter (@lilfooted). Where I will publically let you know IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK JABRONI.