Vendetta WCW; Jennifer Lopez 5.13.20

Jennifer Lopez is sexy as fuck. That’s it. That’s all you need to know.

At 50 years old, not only is J. Lo sexier than 90% of chicks half her age, but I’d give my left nut and three fingers for a run at her.

During the Super Bowl Halftime show J. Lo made millions of women, old and young, feel supremely inadequate. For us guys watching the game with our girls (or in cases like mine, our moms), we had to pretend to be unrealistically interested in where the host bought the guacamole.

  
 
 
 
 
 
 
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 Mother Earth ??.... Be conscious of how you treat her. Love her and she will keep you forever. #HappyEarthDay
 
A post shared by  Jennifer Lopez (@jlo) on Apr 22, 2020 at 7:16pm PDT
 

Sure the best time for a Jennifer Lopez post would have been immediately after the Super Bowl but, WCW wasn’t a thing back then. So back off, bitch.

  
 
 
 
 
 
 
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 Relaxed and recharged. ?
 
A post shared by  Jennifer Lopez (@jlo) on Feb 16, 2020 at 10:22am PST
 

Jenny from the block has been the one from jump. The release of her music video for Love Don’t Cost a Thing suspiciously coincides with the timing of when I discovered masturbation. Coincidence? You tell me.

So that’s why J. Lo is this week’s Vendetta Woman Crush Wednesday.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE

Look, I get it. I fucked up, I forgot to do WCW last week. I know it’s not much of an excuse but, my ability to track the days of the week during quarantine has been nonexistent.

That’s why my bitch ass is giving you a twofer this week.

Introducing this weeks co-WCW, Shakira.

I love everything about Shakira. I love her accent, I love her songs, and most importantly, I love her hips.

  
 
 
 
 
 
 
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 It’s November, which means the worldwide screening of #ShakiraFilm is THIS MONTH! Let’s celebrate with some of Shak’s finest moves from the concert movie! Info and tix for the Nov 13 event at Shakira.film. ? Ya estamos en Noviembre, el mes en que la película de la gira de El Dorado llegará en cines de todo el mundo por solo una noche el 13 de Noviembre! Para celebrarlo les compartimos este vídeo con una selección de los mejores movimientos de Shakira! Info y boletos en Shakira.film ShakHQ
 
A post shared by  Shakira (@shakira) on Nov 1, 2019 at 12:08pm PDT
 

If J. Lo gets the left nut then Shakira gets the right. She is probably the only woman on the planet that could come close to Jenny from the block.

BTW, the Spanish versions of her songs (do not continue without clicking the link, trust me, you do not want to not click the link) are usually better than the English versions.

Congrats to this weeks co-Vendetta WCW Shakira.