Carole Baskin
Carole Baskin. Photo Credit: Netflix

Yea mother fucker you read that right, hold on to your butts because we’re going down the rabbit hole this week. I started to watch Tiger King last night and I think I’m ready to do some meth and buy a fucking tiger. Yippee-ki-yay mother fucker. Oh yea, almost forgot, Carole Baskin, is this week’s Vendetta Woman Crush Wednesday.

Samuel L Jackson. Jurassic Park (1993)

Look, I know what you’re thinking. “But Chad, Carole Baskin doesn’t look…” it doesn’t matter what you think. Carole Baskin is the baddest bitch.

But Why Carole Baskin?

Sure Carole doesn’t look like your typical Vendetta WCW but, she’s a fuckin savage.

Like, she allegedly has a body under her belt. No other WCW, past or future, can say that. I can fucking guarantee that.

Let’s be honest here too. I’m not going to say Carole killed her husband. That would be libel and frankly, I’m better than that. But, if you asked me if I believed that she killed her husband? I would tell you that, in my unprofessional opinion, the circumstantial evidence presented in the case against her seems to indicate a strong possibility that she could potentially have been a party to said illicit act and that my opinion in no way has value.

Y’all thought I was gonna say she did it, didn’t you? Yea right. Carole is straight savage. She went after my man Joe’s parent’s crib. No way in hell I’m taking that chance.

She is ruthless. Bes’ put some respeck on her name.

Also, I seen them tiger cages Carole got. Joe was 100% right. Carole is playing the system like a fucking fiddle. Not one mention in the whole documentary about Carole sending big cats back to nature.

She’s getting big cat paid and all you cool cats and kittens are lapping up the milk. I can’t hate the player though, I’m telling y’all she savage.

Carole’s savagery gives her this week’s honor of Vendetta’s Woman Crush Wednesday.

P.S. I know I missed last week. Corona Virus got me fucked up. I have been so turned around I completely forgot Wednesday was a day last week. I think that this one more than made up for that though.