Trey Daubert Desperate to Keep Best Shit Talker Award from Chickster

Trey Daubert Is Desperate To Give The Best Shit Talker Award To Anyone But Chickster

There’s a lot of things I care about in life, my family, my job, the company, and even Trey himself. One of the most irrational things I also care about is the Best Shit Talker award. I’m an annoying guy, so to be awarded for talking shit and being annoying doesn’t come often. I’m the two-time champion of this award and I should make it three this year. However, Trey Daubert doesn’t want that to happen.

So far, he’s been desperate to give the award to someone else. He’s told me personally that he thinks there are other people who might deserve it more than me.

Wow. How disrespectful.

For a guy that thinks the world has only been disrespectful to him, it’s so hypocritical for him to disrespect greatness right in front of his face. The disrespected becomes the disrespecter it seems… sad.

Everyone acknowledged Gavin for taking a playful shot at former employee Bryan Tann. Awesome, he deserves some kudos. However, most of us knew that Gavin and Bryan Tann had beef. What was disrespectful was the lack of acknowledgment I got for continually talking shit to Bryan Tann after the fact. Now, Trey says Jamie, a girl about five people at the site know, deserves the award for the video she put out. Nice, it was funny and had some zingers. But the award over me? Seriously?

What Trey Daubert won’t tell you is that I’m the most consistent shit talker we have at the site. I’ll shit talk anyone if push comes to shove. I don’t discriminate and these hands (or words) are rated E for everyone, including Trey. Trey Daubert even privately messages me to call on me to talk shit to people, however he won’t respect my shit talking in the first place. Interesting and incredibly disrespectful.

I’ve been thinking about making this post for a while. The last straw was the post where he said I was right about Derrick White. I know, imagine me being right about things. Did you read the post though? There’s a whole bunch of backhanded compliments. Basically saying, “Good job Chickster, you’re still stupid.”

No matter how loud I am about my opinions, it doesn’t mean I’m necessarily wrong. What does Trey always say now? Something about his thoughts are valid because he’s smart. But yet always so quick to disrespect others. Now, he claims he wants me to shut my mouth hole. Maybe the very fact I’m annoying Trey should put me as the indisputable champion.

Or will he disrespect me? Am I saying disrespect a lot? Yes, I am, on purpose, because that is the very thing that Trey claims to be: disrespected.

Does Trey Daubert have voter fatigue? Does he not want me to get the very award I so deserve? Will he disrespect me as he claims to be disrespected? We will see.

Sure, others have their zingers here and there and I quite enjoy them. But let’s be honest, no one comes close to me on this award. Gavin said he is my apprentice himself. Scott, a guy I don’t even really like, even said I’m gunning for the three-peat. They’ve given me the respect I deserve, why can’t Trey? It’s okay we still have the rest of the year to go. Football season is where I’ve talked the most shit to claim my titles. This year will not be different, especially the receipts I’ve kept on the Raiders takes from people at the site. 

My message to the rest of the site? Don’t try because this is my award. I will fight to the death for this award. If you want the challenge, bring it, but I am already insufferable as is and I’m not even trying. As Krieger says whenever I talk shit: “If you come at the king, you best not miss.”

P.S. maybe I should get my ego checked, this sounded incredibly arrogant, but I do want to win this award and I think I should. 

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