The Washington Football Team Name Is VERY Weird
Mike Florio sucks. I just hate everything about him. You know that line in the movie Step Brothers where Rob Riggle just wants to punch Will Ferrell in the face. That’s how I feel about Mike Florio. There’s just something about that’s so annoying.
Recently, Mike Florio of PFT wrote an article on Jason Wright who is the president of the Washington franchise. Wright claims The Washington Football Team name isn’t weird. K. Whatever you say bud.
“I don’t think it’s that weird, but there are definitely mixed views on this,” Wright said, via Sports Business Daily. “The thinking prior was, ‘Hey, we need to get something that can be a great placeholder.’ But there’s also precedent for a team that is named for the place that it’s in.”
Florio then goes on to say how the name isn’t weird but does it in the most annoying way possible. You know, that Florio twist where he has nothing interesting to say but you just want to punch him in the face. Just like in that scene from Step Brothers. There’s just something about him.
Let’s get it straight right now. The Washington Football Team name is very weird. There’s not another sports franchise in the world that calls itself it. Furthermore, it’s so annoying to type out. After a while, you just have to say WFT and keep it moving. It’s still so dumb.
Let’s pick a team name already. At this point, I don’t care what you call yourself. Name yourself the Washington Cherry Blossoms for all I care. Let’s just get this shit figured out.
There are a lot of things in life that are weird. Dating your best friends sister is weird. Naming yourself the football team is weird. Just is. Pick a name. Not that hard. My parents came up with Trey. It didn’t take them a year to figure it out. They only had 9 months to figure it out.