Stephanie Beatriz
Stephanie Beatriz Plays Detective Rosa Diaz On Brooklyn Nine Nine. Photo Credit Tommy Garcia/Fox

So this one is so much about the actress, as it is about the character she plays on TV. I love Brooklyn Nine-Nine (seriously it’s top 3), I have been binging it a lot in quarantine. Stephanie Beatriz playing is one of the best parts of the show.

Stephanie’s character, Rosa Diaz, has all of the qualities that matter in a woman. She is smart, has a dark sense of humor, is mysterious, and scares me.

She could probably beat me up. I find that both arousing and intimidating.

Sure, Beatriz is pretty. She has sexy legs and I’m not ashamed to say I’m weirdly attracted to her teeth. I know that’s strange, but for some reason when I see her teeth I think it’s sexy. She is the only person that I think has sexy teeth.

However, her Woman Crush Wednesday selection has everything to do with the character she plays on TV. We wouldn’t be having this conversation if it wasn’t for Rosa Diaz.

So hit me on Twitter. What do you think about Stephanie Beatriz as WCW? Do you, like me, love Rosa Diaz? Are you weird and think teeth are sexy? Tell me what you think, but remember, IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK JABRONI.