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I Side With Gavin: There Is No Purpose For NonAlcoholic Beers

NonAlcoholic Beers
I side with Gavin. There is no purpose for nonalcoholic beers. They should be exiled immediately. If we’re drinking, we want the good stuff. (Paul Flessland/Getty Images)

I Side With Gavin: There Is No Purpose For NonAlcoholic Beers

On the latest episode of Shit Talkin (That caused less of an internal riot than I was hoping for. Should I be expecting more aggressive call outs next time?) Gavin went on a rant about how he’s out on NonAlcoholic beers. Apparently, beverage companies are spending real ad dollars to push these zero percent alcohol drinks. I just want it on the record that I side with Gavin. We don’t need these drinks in our lives.

They shouldn’t exist. Under no circumstance should they exist. If I’m grabbing a drink, you best believe I’m trying to do exactly what the purpose of the beer is intended. We trying to feel ourselves a little.

If you have a drinking problem. Oh, well. I’m sure these nonalcoholic beers are triggers anyway. Sounds like blue balls for any person with a drinking problem. Another reason why these drinks have no purpose.

I do have to disagree with Gavin about one thing. Stop crying about the taste of beer. I know it feels a bit classier to have a glass of wine in your hand. Gavin’s not a classy guy. He’s that kind of guy that told six people to go F themselves and needs a drink at night to get away from reality. You can drink a beer, Gavin. It’s ok. There are plenty that taste good.

Never forget this all-time post by Chad. Never forget.

Where do you stand when it comes to nonalcoholic beers / beverages? Ain’t nobody got time for those. They serve no purpose. Does anybody disagree?

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