Some people just can’t be helped. It’s hard to fix stupid. There are a lot of dumb people on this planet but Dez Bryant has to be in the discussion for the dumbest. No one can understand why Dez Bryant isn’t on a team but it’s not that hard to figure out. Bryant has had chances to sign but he is either too stupid or lazy. All Dez does now is sit at home and tweet. I’m not sure why anyone cares at this point what he has to say but here we go anyway.
Bryant’s latest tweet just has me shaking my head:
I’ll rather it be the Dallas Cowboys if not I’ll be ready to play somewhere else https://t.co/IRUmDXMZa7
— Dez Bryant (@DezBryant) October 2, 2018
Let’s help Dez understand how the NFL works. This offseason, Bryant was released by the Cowboys. I’m not sure if he can fathom what that means so I’ll pull up the definition for him.
Memo to Dez – Dallas does not want you. If they did you would not have been released. In fact, they hate you so much that they would rather roll with a bunch of nobodies. That’s right, Dallas would rather have Tavon Austin and he flat out stinks. After your constant harassment of Dak Prescott last year whining and moaning about how he wasn’t throwing you the ball last year, how can you not comprehend that Dallas has no interest in signing you!
That alone isn’t enough to make Dez Bryant stupid. What really makes him dumb is the fact that he turned down a multi-year deal from the Ravens this offseason.
“The Ravens’ offer was “pretty lucrative,” Rapoport added on NFL Up to the Minute, in the neighborhood of the three-year, $21 million deal signed by Michael Crabtree.”
What in the world went through Bryant’s mind when he turned this down? Does Dez know that he isn’t good anymore? Bryant has not had a 1,000-yard season since 2014. He can’t separate at all anymore. What a joke. Let’s do a quick blind resume from the 2017 season.
Player A: 69 catches, 838 yards, 6 touchdowns, 271 yards after the catch
Player B: 65 catches, 810 yards, 5 touchdowns, 273 yards after the catch
Player A is Dez Bryant. Does anyone want to take a quick guess who player B is? Well, player B is Jermaine Kearse and his quarterback last year was Josh McCown. Thank god he didn’t sign with the Ravens because motivated Joe is back. He would have ruined that mojo so fast. Again, we should remind Dez that no one wants you. Once he sits out the rest of this season let’s just make a pact with everyone that we just assume he’s done.
