I Emasculated A Twitter Troll About What Position Tony Pollard Plays

What started out as a legit question, turned into something much, much more. Recently, Tony Pollard has been getting a bunch of buzz after a strong preseason showing thus far. Pollard is coming off a big Preseason Week 2 game where he posted a 14-yard rushing touchdown to cap off a 97–yard drive. Pollard’s night ended with 51 scrimmage yards on 5 carries and 1 reception.

Drama started to pour in when Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said “Zeke who” after the game. It couldn’t have been a dumber move by Jerry. All of a sudden, we are comparing Tony Pollard to Ezekiel Elliott. A third-string running back at the University of Memphis to the best running back in the NFL. All I did was ask a simple question.

I have a serious question. Can we shut up about Tony Pollard? He was the 3rd string running back at Memphis. Now he’s going to step in and replace the best running back in football without a problem? GTFO “Zeke who” 😂😂😂 I’m getting VERY close to betting the Dallas under 9 wins

— Trey Daubert (@treydaubert) August 20, 2019

One twitter troll decided to chime in. Karlos or AKA @Weeeeeh (make sure to tell him how stupid he is after you read the rest of the post). Karlos claims that Tony Pollard wasn’t the Memphis third-string running back. What followed was a thread that can only be described as emasculating. Karlos was buried and dragged through the mud immediately. I’m not sure I’ve come across a dumber human being in my life. Below are some of the highlights. Make sure you read the entire thread. It’s a must–read. You can’t make up how stupid this guy is.

https://twitter.com/Weeeeeh/status/1163951132181454848

False. 3rd in the team in carries. If he was more of a WR why did he only have 39 catches? How about you do some research buddy. pic.twitter.com/KRejKjj7I7

— Trey Daubert (@treydaubert) August 20, 2019

Pollard had more carries than receptions. More rushing touchdowns than receiver touchdowns. More rushing yards than receiving yards. But hey he was probably more of a receiver 😂😂😂 what a dope you are.

— Trey Daubert (@treydaubert) August 20, 2019

Do you want a cookie? So your evidence for why I'm wrong despite the data that was provided is that you watched a lot of games? Must have been watching something different. Memphis has blue uniforms. Henderson and Patrick Taylor were both better. Not really arguable.

— Trey Daubert (@treydaubert) August 20, 2019

If Pollard is equal to Henderson than why did Henderson get drafted higher?

— Trey Daubert (@treydaubert) August 20, 2019

I can’t even make this up 😂😂😂 Please be smarter. I need more of a challenge. pic.twitter.com/3TK2uJZCni

— Trey Daubert (@treydaubert) August 20, 2019

So now we’re using HS tape now? If that’s the case Tytus Howard is suiting up for the Texans at quarterback. You have been humiliated at every turn. Your entire argument is that you watch the games and have not yet refuted any piece of data that disagrees with you.

— Trey Daubert (@treydaubert) August 21, 2019

You just argued against yourself 😂😂😂 yes he was a third string running back that came in on 3rd down as a change of pace. Also showed another piece of evidence that Pollard had more carries than receptions in his career.

— Trey Daubert (@treydaubert) August 20, 2019

I actually feel bad for the guy. I’m not sure I ever made a guy sound dumber. I’ve come across a lot of people during my time since starting up the site. I think Karlos moved to the top of the list of morons I’ve encountered. Karlos claims that since he watched the games, he was right. Zero mention of how Pollard had more carries than receptions in 2018 and his overall career. Zero comeback for how Pollard had more rushing yards than receiving yards in 2018. Zero mention how Pollard had more rushing touchdowns than receiving touchdowns in 2018. What a DOPE!

How about the line about where Pollard played in high school? Get ready for Tytus Howard to suit up at quarterback for the Texans! Maybe cam Akers will get some snaps at quarterback for Florida State this year! I truly feel bad for Karlos. You can’t fix stupid. I was begging him to give me data to back up his argument. His best comeback was that he watches the games. Somebody help Karlos out. Try to figure out which game he was watching. I’m not sure that he knows that Memphis is located in the State of Tennessee. I’m not sure if he’s aware that Memphis has blue uniforms. Somebody, please help Karlos. I’m not sure he’s smart enough to drive a vehicle. I truly fear for his own safety.

“Third-down back. Change-of-pace back. Gadget guy.” This is from the Cowboys website. Their words, not mine.

Finally found the Memphis Football 2018 Depth Chart. Tell you what I'm shocked! pic.twitter.com/rd5uf94xij

— Trey Daubert (@treydaubert) August 21, 2019

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You gotta love the internet. You can find stupid people under every rock. Who knew a simple tweet about Tony Pollard would turn into such a humiliation. Pollard was drafted as a running back by the Cowboys. He was listed 3rd on the Memphis depth chart behind Darrell Henderson and Patrick Taylor. Somehow Pollard is “equal” to Henderson but was listed as his backup and was drafted later than him. Karlos seems like a big prayer guy. Send some his way. I’m not sure anything can fix how stupid this guy is. I wish him the best of luck. I just hope one day he finds his brain or at least gets some help.

UPDATE: Karlos deleted his comments. Instead of being a man with integrity, Karlos ran away to go hide. Feel like I deserve an apology. The article doesn’t look as good but I screenshot the most important part. That’s ok. This is all you need to see.

Update: @weeeeeh deleted his comments. Only plausible reason could be that he realized how stupid he was after being humiliated. Feels only right that he apologizes to me instead of running away and deleting comments like a coward. pic.twitter.com/fOJeljxRhS

— Trey Daubert (@treydaubert) August 22, 2019

2nd Update: Just as I suspected. Karlos is a coward. Instead of apologizing, he ran away. There isn’t much more that needs to be said.

Looks like I won’t be getting my apology. Seemed like a big religious guy. I’m not an expert on religion but I feel like apologizing to the person you wrongly attacked after proven wrong feels like the right thing to do. Running away and hiding like a coward must be in the Bible pic.twitter.com/SkeBz2TM7t

— Trey Daubert (@treydaubert) August 22, 2019