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Hockey Guy Trey Goes For Fantasy Glory: 2023 Is All About The Three-Peat

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Hockey Guy Trey is back for season three. Does HGT have what it takes to win fantasy hockey for a third consecutive year? (Lyndon Toe/Vendetta Sports Media)

Hockey Guy Trey Goes For Fantasy Glory: 2023 Is All About The Three-Peat

I started watching hockey about three years. I joined a fantasy hockey league and I’ll never go back to the NBA again on a full time basis again. I love hockey so much and I truly feel bad for the people that are missing out on this wonderful sport. Hockey Guy Trey is back and it’s been the gift that keeps on giving.

What a run it’s been. Season one I knew maybe ten players total. Nevertheless, I found a way to win and learned this sport very quickly on my own terms. I learned a lot and knew at the time what they didn’t know then. I had mastered fantasy hockey and the rest of you were permanently screwed. I was going to give all my secrets away and still beat you.

Season two was all about defeating the haters. The ones that said Hockey Guy Trey got lucky. Fine. No problem…

If I needed to embarrass all of you in order to get some respect, then that’s what I’ll do. The people like Gavin found out the hard way. Doubt Trey on a sports topic at your own discretion. I broke the man’s brain so badly that he went from wanting to have sex with me to throwing a pity party for himself and quitting the company outright. Season two was an absolute blood bath in the most vicious way possible.

As Hockey Guy Trey returns for 2023, the target this year is Sean Allen at ESPN. Before we were thinking too small. At this point, my hockey brain has progressed to the point where I know I’m more than qualified to be an NHL general manager. That may sound crazy to you but you’re also talking about someone who started a media company from scratch and gets to sit at home on the computer every day. So again… doubt me at your own peril. I know in my heart I could run an NHL team at this point. Sean Allen is light work.

This year we won’t be taking shots at Andrew, Jerry, or Scott who all are rising stars in the business and made the playoffs in the league. The three peat feels like a foregone conclusion and it’s not their fault. When Trey gets the eye of the tiger mode in a sports topic, you will not ever win. It’s just the way these things go.

The truth of the matter is ESPN continues to make a mockery of fantasy hockey. I will not stop until they do something about it. Because if we’re being real, the only reason why I’m dominating like this is because the guy who does the rankings for ESPN is brain-dead. The video exposing ESPN and Sean Allen will come after the fantasy season. Just a warning, it’s going to get ugly. If you go look at the old posts prior to the season, you know it’s going to be a massacre.

The job is still not done, however. We still need to win the league again. Trash talking Sean Allen won’t feel quite the same if we don’t win again. Of course, the roster looks strong again. Here is how the Icing Daubert squad is looking for 2023.

Hockey Guy Trey
(ESPN)
Hockey Guy Trey
(ESPN)
Hockey Guy Trey
(ESPN)

It’s going to be a fun four weeks. Let’s do this thing!

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