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Would You Survive On Too Hot To Handle?

Too Hot To Handle
Would you survive on Netflix’s reality TV show ‘Too Hot To Handle’? Maybe a better question is, why would you want to? (Netflix Photo)

Would You Survive On Too Hot To Handle?

Let me make one thing clear before I even begin this blog post. I do not watch this show. I will never watch this show. I only know what it is because it’s on Netflix and my two friends watch it. I am for reality TV. I don’t have a clue how anyone actually watches Too hot To Handle.

For those that don’t know what Too Hot To Handle is, the shows premise works like this. A bunch of people who are considered hot get conned into thinking they’re about to take some exclusive vacation with a bunch of other people who are considered hot. Instead, they show up and there is a talking robot that tells them they’re not allowed to do anything sexual with anyone on the island. Not even self gratification is allowed.

Would you survive on Too Hot To Handle? I have some thoughts. A lot of thoughts.

A: Anybody that gets conned into being on a reality TV show without knowing it should be exiled. Forget about the show. Let’s just get rid of these people so they never return to society. Leave them on the island for all I care. We need fewer stupid people in society. I think cleansing the world of these people might be a good start to making the world a better place.

How stupid do you have to be to get conned into joining a reality TV show without knowing? At that point, do you start to question your purpose in life? I would be. Actually scratch that. I wouldn’t be stupid enough for this to ever happen to me.

B: Nobody is telling me what I can or can’t do with my body. Yes, obvious laws exist. What I mean by that is there ain’t nobody telling me that I can’t whack a mole at night by myself. Anybody that has ANY self pride would automatically leave the island as soon as finding out the rules.

I assume this is the start of how robots take over. It starts with the robot on this show forcing the other idiots to bend the knee and follow made up rules that don’t exist.

C: Under the hypothetical that I’m somehow dumb enough to end up in this situation. Under the other hypothetical that I lose all pride in myself and bend the knee to some talking robot, there is still no chance I’m making it through the four weeks.

Not to get too graphic but anything more than 12 hours and I’m ready to headbutt a wall. I physically can’t function. I have the right to cleanse my colon and no talking robot can tell me otherwise! Are you even a real man or woman if you disagree?

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