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Will PFF George Acknowledge He Has The IQ Of A Dead Squirrel?

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I own PFF George now. Those are the rules. I have officially put another idiot at Pro Football Focus in my back pocket forever. D’Eriq King sucks to the surprise of no one. (PFF Screengrab)

Will PFF George Acknowledge He Has The IQ Of A Dead Squirrel?

I have been sitting on this one for two years… No, I’m not kidding. I have been waiting for this moment for a long time. The idiots at Pro Football Focus need to be held accountable one jackass at a time. That time is now for PFF George cause I have that idiot caught red handed. The real question is, will PFF George acknowledge he has the IQ of a dead squirrel after today?

Once upon a time, PFF George called D’Eriq King a first round quarterback prospect. From the second I heard those words uttered out of his mouth, I knew then and there I was not going to forget this moment. I kept that clip on my computer for two years.

PFF George must pay for the sins of the past.

King, of course, was not drafted and no longer is even trying to stick as a quarterback. None of this is surprising. It was the known outcome about five years ago.

This isn’t about being wrong. We’re humans so nobody is going 100 percent on everything. I don’t expect someone to go 100 percent on their gambling picks. That’s just not realistic. This is about something much more. To suggest that D’Eriq King was even going to be a high draft pick exposes the truth about these idiots. They have no clue about the real fundamental values of the draft.

PFF George legit tried to sit there and argue that a 5-foot-10 quarterback with zero accuracy that did virtually nothing at the University of HOUSTON. A guy who was transferring to Miami completing 52.7% of his throws as a senior and will turn 25 before ever playing an NFL game (if he makes the roster) was a first round talent.

That guy gets paid to analyze sports. That guy. PFF would be better off trying to sign the local homeless guy to a talent deal. At least the homeless guy will try to braid his dingleberries in the company bathroom. That’s already more than anything PFF George can bring to the table.

Let’s just be honest; PFF George should be embarrassed. If I were him and called D’Eriq King a first round pick, I would sell this company and retire from sports media and I’m being dead serious. I’d be ashamed of myself and would quit covering sports.

At minimum, it should be understood that I now own PFF George. He’s my bitch now. Those are the rules. As fair compensation, I think it’s only right if I take his girlfriend out on a date (if he has one). I’m willing to come up with an alternative for compensation but something needs to be done here.

The day this company referred to D’Eriq King is the day I unfollowed them on all social media platforms. If you’re a real sports fan, you should do the same because they’re clueless. Don’t worry, I still will have to play this exact game next year. Oh, you don’t remember? Here… let me help you. Another one of their guys is getting whacked next and I CAN’T WAIT.

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