What Would Emma Brown Do At The Pumpkin Patch?
So apparently, that happened. There hasn’t been anything to refute this happening either. It hasn’t gone super viral because it’s hockey and this stuff isn’t promoted well enough but that’s a story for another day.
I don’t know why but I feel like Emma Brown is the secret Reddit user. Maybe it’s a Vancouver doppelgänger. I saw a girl that looks exactly like Emma Brown at the University of Maryland and it makes me laugh every time.
Sorry, I still haven’t gotten to my point. What would Emma Brown do at that pumpkin patch? I can hear it already!
“I saw Mat Barzal at the pumpkin patch I work at today. Some “fans” were yelling at him that he never scores any goals when he was with his kids. It needs to stop.”
Things have gotten so bad in Vancouver that fans are throwing jerseys on the ice. JT Miller doesn’t care. Throw your jerseys on the ice.
What happens when Emma Brown tells the Mat Barzal story from her local pumpkin patch? It might get ugly. Small sample size but the Islanders are currently last in the Metro division. Rumor on the street is Barry Trotz has a little extra pep in his step too. He let it be known he’s looking to score another gig because he has leverage now. Ilya Sorokin has a .908 SV% and it needs to stop. Emma Brown from the pumpkin patch says so.
I’m now addicted to anything that pertains to a pumpkin patch story. I came up with a few more just to brighten your day. You’re welcome in advance.
“I saw Chickster at the pumpkin patch I work at today. Some “fans” were yelling at him that his Raiders never win anything. Can only beat up on the Texans while he was with his kid. It needs to stop.”
“I saw Jackson Law at the pumpkin patch I work at today. Some “fans” were yelling at him that Ja Morant will never be great until he renounces Westbrook while he was with his kid. It needs to stop”
K one more.
“I saw Sean Allen at the pumpkin patch I work at today. Some “fans” were yelling at him that Trey body bagged him in fantasy hockey again this year already while he was with his kids. It needs to stop”
That last one is kinda hilarious because that might actually happen and for that, I apologize for absolutely nothing. End of blog.