Valerie Loureda
Valerie Loureda. Photo Credit: Bellator MMA

Okay, admittedly, I fucked up. I’m sorry I missed the last two weeks of Woman Crush Wednesday. I had valid reasons though. Two weeks ago, I had my fantasy draft at Trey’s dad’s house in bumfuck PA and spent all day Tuesday driving home. Then last week my power was out all day Tuesday so I couldn’t write the post (fucking hurricanes). So, without further ado, I present Valerie Loureda.

There is really only one reason she got the honor. I fucking LOVE this video.

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I absolutely love the energy of this video. Knocks the other chick out and then breaks it down.

Sure Valerie is stupid sexy. She’s got a pretty face and a great butt, which alone would put her in the running for WCW, but I like to think we’re deeper than that here at Vendetta.

Knock they ass out in front of their squad and then fuck it up!

Valerie Loureda (probably)

So, yeah, basically I’m saying Valerie is your WCW this week because I dig her energy (I mean yeah she’s hot too but we talked about this). I’m picking up what she’s putting down. Don’t like it? Too bad. I have a blog and you don’t. SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY (Wedding Singer reference)!!

Anywhoozer, hit me on twitter (@lilfooted) to let me know what you think of this week’s WCW or if you want to tell me I’m an asshole for leaving you crush less for the last two weeks, but remember kids, I DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK JABRONI!