Tuesday Tug – Who is our Inaugural Tugger?
Remember when Chad had his Woman Crush Wednesday!?! Well he felt it ran its course and I respect that. However, I think it’s about time we introduced a new series. I was going to call it Man Crush Monday, but shit got real in the paying job and it kinda worked out because now I can introduce you to The Tuesday Tug.
Here we will discuss both males and females you could knock one out to on any given Tuesday.
Before I start I should point out I’m happily married with a wonderful kid. That doesn’t mean I don’t respect when a man is beyond HOT. Just take Anthony Fontanello’s love for Big Uncle Trey for example. Font can’t tell me he hasn’t knocked one out for Trey with a straight face.
And then there’s Scott and his new “acquaintance” who (depending on how far Mr. Toronto Maple Leafs has gone) can’t tell me he hasn’t had a Tuesday Tug recently.
But I digress, the first Tuesday Tug is not Font or Mr Maple Leafs. I’m sure both have their positives. Instead, it’s the insanely talented Bill Skarsgard and in particular the character he plays in the Hulu Series ‘Castle Rock’.
Bill got an honorable mention in our ‘Five Sexiest Guys I Would Let Hit On Me’ post last year and is our inaugural tugger for a very good reason. When he dances with Ruthie in episode six of the first season you can’t help but wish it was your head sat on his chest as Blue Moon plays.
Now I’m aware he’s a brooding character without a true name throughout most of the season.
Even after it looks like he announced his identity (though it seems unlikely and he’s probably not the nicest guy so why wouldn’t he lie) it somehow just makes him more appealing. It’s like you want to be the reason he finally smiles. And I’m aware he’s a terrifying clown in the IT franchise but maybe he’s really just misunderstood and you could be the one to help him find his way.
Either way, Bill Skarsgard is in-humane levels of HOT and he can be my Tuesday Tug any day. Stay tuned for next week’s inductee. Male? Female? Dalek? Who knows!
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