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PSA: Celtics Fans Hate Bill Simmons

Bill Simmons
I have a public service announcement that needs to be heard. Celtics fans hate Bill Simmons. He does not represent how intelligent fans feel in Boston.

PSA: Celtics Fans Hate Bill Simmons

Doesn’t this cover gif perfectly encapsulate Bill Simmons? A complete dope who has absolutely no idea what he’s talking about. A clown who couldn’t have been happier after the Celtics drafted James Young. The same clown who cried when the Celtics draft Jaylen Brown and tried to get him shipped out of town 100 times.

PSA: Celtics fans do not like Bill Simmons. Never have, never will. Simmons is a total clown who should have been punched in the face a long time ago.

Has anybody seen what this loser has said about the aftermath of the Celtics championship?

Simmons complained that the playoffs sucked despite the fact that his supposed favorite team won the championship.

He also claims the Celtics should draft Bronny James and waste a roster spot so that LeBron can live rent free in their heads.

Yes, Simmons is that stupid. Worse yet, his master plan is getting the Lakers to send Boston, Max Christie, who sucks.

“No, I’m saying for the asset,” The Ringer founder continued. “The Lakers, you want him? Well we took Bronny, give us Max Christie. How bad do you want him? I would say Bronny the asset at 30 as a trade thing is worth more than anyone they could get here.

Do I even need to say anything else? At some point, the NBA community just needs to blackball this idiot from the media. He already wacks it to the trade machine…

I will happily debate Simmons any time he wants. Except we already know that will happen because he’s deathly afraid of me and would be totally humiliated. Until then, let’s make one thing clear. Anybody who actually roots for the Celtics despises this idiot. When I went to Game 2 of the NBA Finals, I had several people tell me this without even asking.

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