Penn State WILL Make the 2019-2020 College Football Playoff
Listen you’re all going to say I’m crazy for this one, but I have one thing to say to you. Eat a bag of dicks. Pennsylvania State University is going to win out this season and for the first time in program history will make the College Football Playoff. Sure Penn State’s chances just took an unreal hit after losing to unbeaten Minnesota on the road against not only one of the most underrated defenses in the league but those god damn refs.
This is how it’s going to go down everyone. Penn State is home this weekend against the 24th ranked Hoosiers of Indiana who are sitting at a surprising 7-2. Yours truly will be front and center in Happy Valley and will without a doubt be drunk off my ass and cheering on the Nittany Lions and my former teammate and the best center in the country Michal Menet. Mike if you’re reading this I’ll be shotgunning a couple of cold ones out in Lot 34 for you brother. Anyway, this weekend is a statement game for PSU. They are going to get back on track and completely demolish the Hoosiers. Clifford comes out firing and I predict throws for at LEAST 3 scores. Good guys are going to win this one 38-14.
Looking on to November 23, the most anticipated game every year for Penn State fans, Ohio State. It’s going to be a shoot out and I’m expecting OSU’s high powered offense to be on full display against Penn State as it has been all season. The only way the Nittany Lions will be able to keep up is if Chase Young’s suspension stands. Without the pass rush from the best player in CFB I think the Penn State offense will keep pace with the Buckeyes. This game is always an instant classic, and Penn State is due for an upset on the road against a #2 ranked Buckeyes team. Penn State on top 35-34.
November 30th Penn State is home against the Rutgers Scarlett Knights. That’s it. Easy Dub. I’ll be there.
The final test for the Nittany Lions in my projection is a revenge game against the Minnesota Golden Gophers in the BIG 10 championship game. This time we are at a neutral field and the result will be different. PSU will take it to them in one of the greatest ass kicking fiestas since Paul Crew led the Mean Machines to a late come from behind victory against the guards. The offense will click, the defense will play stingy and aggressive led by Jan Johnson who for the second straight year is up for the Burlsworth Trophy which is given to the best player in CFB who started their career as a walk on. My prediction for this game if everything goes to plan is 42-21. Penn State into the playoff.
Get ready for this weekend people! LOT 34 IS GOING TO BE ROCKING! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo beer, because the Baker brothers are going to Happy Valley this weekend to watch the Nittany Lions kick some god damn ass! WE ARE!
