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Is Jamie Benn Into Squirters?

Jamie Benn
Is Jamie Benn into squirters? Did the Dallas Stars forward get in trouble for being a dirty, dirty dog? Read to find out. (Eric Hartline-USA TODAY Sports)

Is Jamie Benn Into Squirters?

Dallas Stars forward Jamie Benn has been fined the maximum $5,000 for squirting water in the face of an opponent while on the bench. MacKenzie Entwistle was squirted in the face by Benn late in the third period in a game the Stars won 1-0 in the shootout.

Oh? You came here for the dirty dog shit, didn’t you? It can be that kind of post if you want it to be?

Is Jamie Benn into squirters? I personally hope for Benn’s sake that he’s good at getting down and dirty. Everyone should hope that for him because he may as well be good at something. Right now; Benn sucks at hockey so I hope he can at least take care of the at night business.

Benn, 32, makes $9.5 million per year through the 2024-25. Benn has 23 points in 48 games across 17:16 minutes of average ice time. His Corsi number sits at a dreadful 45.6. If Benn and Tyler Seguin got their act together, the Dallas Stars would be filthy right now.

I didn’t expect this post to take a negative turn. That’s just the way it turned out. If Benn is going to squirt dudes in the face, I say we allow it to happen. Well, maybe we only encourage it if Benn has decided to be a strong wing man for Jason Robertson because THAT guy fucks. Robertson is single handily carrying his ass right now with that Joe Pavelski – Roope Hintz line.

Is Jamie Benn into squirters? We’ll never know unless one of the Stars’ local reporters grows a pair and asks him after this incident.

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