Twitter is a great app, personally, it is my favorite social media of all time. On their app, there is great content that can give you a laugh when you need it at all hours of the day. This morning I woke up and saw what has to be the most insane Starbucks order of all time, probably the worst thing I have ever seen in a coffee.
@ProjectJosiee tweeted out a coffee she made as a Starbucks barista with the caption “On todays episode of why I want to quit my job.” and my jaw dropped at the number of words on a small little sticker. Edward ordered a coffee that had 13 LINES of add-ins.
Starbucks is the best coffee chain, no doubt, and any arguments otherwise are invalid. Sorry not sorry at all. The stores are always packed, their drive-thru lines are long and their mobile order counter is filled with coffees for pickup. That is all because they are the premier coffee chain in the United States.
Ordering on their app is great and efficient, you can make all these changes and alterations that if you ordered in person you would get weird looks for. Edward took this to a new level and he deserves to be shamed for it. Let’s break down the worst parts from his actual order.
5 Bananas: (Shoutout Gwen Stefani for teaching me how to spell the yellow fruit) – Wild to have 5 in a coffee, if you wanted a smoothie go to Smoothie King.
Extra Caramel Crunch: Again, Crunch or texture in a coffee? Gonna be a no from me dawg.
Extra Ice: Dude you got 13 lines of shit to add into your morning coffee and you want to take room out for extra ice? Someone explain the logic to me because I am lost.
Double Blended: Edward is the worst.
Extra Whip: Don’t hate this move actually, I prefer the sweet cream cold brew but that’s just me and I don’t think anyone reading this actually cares.
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