Dave Portnoy Officially Banned From Speaking About Combat Sports

Dave Portnoy Officially Banned From Speaking About Combat Sports

Tommy Fury is somehow a fake boxer but just outclassed a world-renowned YouTube boxer. Tommy Fury defeated Jake Paul today but most importantly, Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy exposed himself as an idiot. Fury defeated Paul by split decision where two judges had it 76-73. It wasn’t a split decision either. I’m still not sure how one judge had it for Paul.

It’s not like Fury dominated the fight but there is no doubt he won it handily. There was a lot of hugging. The ref probably deserves a raise for the number of clinches he was forced to break up. Both fighters even got points taken off the score cards in a move I still don’t understand.

This isn’t an anti Jake Paul post. Credit to him for getting in the ring and making a lot of money doing it. This is a Portnoy diss blog. Everybody and their mother knows Portnoy knows less about fighting than a five year old child. Portnoy was so confident that Fury wasn’t a real boxer and that Jake Paul would hammer him. He couldn’t have been more wrong.

At the end of the day, Portnoy laid it all on the line on a fighter whose leading list of accomplishments was how many Instagram followers he had when previewing the fight.

Tommy Fury is not a real boxer. He’s a supermodel whose brother is heavyweight champ. This will most likely be his last fight and then he’ll get into acting/modeling. Of all Jake’s fights this will tell us the least. Jake takes boxing seriously and is gonna destroy him.

— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) February 26, 2023

And on top of all of this I don’t think Tommy Fury cares if he loses. He is getting huge payday. It’s a win for both Jake and Tommy. The Paul’s and Fury’s like each other. Jake will then go fight KSI for a trillion dollars and cement himself as best marketeer of all time https://t.co/LpkkAAstlu

— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) February 26, 2023

Today we find out who was right @joerogan #PaulFury https://t.co/rQeAr04Ss0

— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) February 26, 2023

My entire reputation is on the line in this fight. If Tommy Fury beats Jake Paul I will never talk about combat sports ever again. I’ve never been more confident about anything in my life #JakePaulvsTommyFury

— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) February 26, 2023

Hand up. I was dead ass wrong. I greatly underestimated Tommy Fury. He proved me wrong. Made a fool outta me. @joerogan was right. I was wrong. Im a dummy. Credit to me for taking total accountability for being a moron. Lead from the front. #JakePaulvsTommyFury pic.twitter.com/p1NJqCy0tm

— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) February 26, 2023

Dave Portnoy, Joe Rogan Argue if Tommy Fury is ‘Real Boxer’

Barstool Sports is run by someone who is completely uneducated about boxing and UFC. They are the past. Vendetta Sports is run by a former wrestler who would never try to suggest that Tommy Fury wasn’t a legitimate boxer. We are the future.

Sorry, let me take that back. He’s not in charge anymore after selling to Penn Gaming. This is what Portnoy is. A talking dummy that doesn’t know any better. None of it should be surprising. Have you seen Barstool’s MMA team led by a guy who wants to suck off Connor McGregor?

Portnoy’s clip on the Joe Rogan show is going to go down as an all-timer.

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