Dave Portnoy Officially Banned From Speaking About Combat Sports
Tommy Fury is somehow a fake boxer but just outclassed a world-renowned YouTube boxer. Tommy Fury defeated Jake Paul today but most importantly, Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy exposed himself as an idiot. Fury defeated Paul by split decision where two judges had it 76-73. It wasn’t a split decision either. I’m still not sure how one judge had it for Paul.
It’s not like Fury dominated the fight but there is no doubt he won it handily. There was a lot of hugging. The ref probably deserves a raise for the number of clinches he was forced to break up. Both fighters even got points taken off the score cards in a move I still don’t understand.
This isn’t an anti Jake Paul post. Credit to him for getting in the ring and making a lot of money doing it. This is a Portnoy diss blog. Everybody and their mother knows Portnoy knows less about fighting than a five year old child. Portnoy was so confident that Fury wasn’t a real boxer and that Jake Paul would hammer him. He couldn’t have been more wrong.
At the end of the day, Portnoy laid it all on the line on a fighter whose leading list of accomplishments was how many Instagram followers he had when previewing the fight.
Barstool Sports is run by someone who is completely uneducated about boxing and UFC. They are the past. Vendetta Sports is run by a former wrestler who would never try to suggest that Tommy Fury wasn’t a legitimate boxer. We are the future.
Sorry, let me take that back. He’s not in charge anymore after selling to Penn Gaming. This is what Portnoy is. A talking dummy that doesn’t know any better. None of it should be surprising. Have you seen Barstool’s MMA team led by a guy who wants to suck off Connor McGregor?
Portnoy’s clip on the Joe Rogan show is going to go down as an all-timer.
