Who The Hell Does Chad Bauman Think He Is?
I’m writing this post in order to make a preemptive strike on Chad Bauman who decided to write an article about me. The article is titled: “Alex Chick Can Suck It.” Cute title. Chad has already made a mistake by giving me a chance to talk shit before he can. He told the entire site to watch out for his article tomorrow about how things at Vendetta should be handled. Naturally I was curious and checked the drafts and of course I saw that post. It’s hard to miss any of Chad’s posts given how rare he actually writes or contributes at the site. But that’s Trey’s boy, Trey is taking care of his own and I can respect that. But I don’t know where Chad Bauman gets off trying to come at me though.
The timing of it all is actually kind of funny. I can only imagine he’s writing this post because I wrote about how Trey was trying to give my Best Shit Talker award to someone else. It’s a doozy. The aforementioned title is a clever choice of words too. In the That’s Some Cheese episode, he claims that people were sucking Jackson Law’s dick too much for defending him. I can only imagine that’s why he decided to make that his title, as I defended Jackson Law. But writing a post talking shit to me just after I wrote a post about Trey sounds very much like dick sucking. Obviously, as his post isn’t published yet, I could be wrong about its content, but I have to imagine he’s coming to the defense of Trey in dick sucking fashion.
As I mentioned in my post to Trey, don’t come talking shit to me, and even if you do, you best not miss. I will say Chad could probably kick my ass with no legs and one arm behind his back, but I can talk shit to him from across the country until that happens. Don’t let Chad fool you either. He used to praise me and say I was his favorite person at the site. He loves Karl now, but I can respect it because who doesn’t love Karl and his wit. I know Chad’s plan is to talk shit to me and just go back and forth until one of us gets bored — which will be Chad probably as I have way more posts than him anyway. It’s okay, all Chad is doing is helping me ensure that I am the three-time champion for Best Shit Talker at Vendetta. Thanks Chad, you can suck it.
P.S. Who’s next?
