I Have Declared War On Pro Football Focus

I Have Declared War On Pro Football Focus

Dear, Pro Football Focus. Consider this letter as my declaration of war.

Vendetta Sports Media has its own analytics department now after signing a deal with Pharaoh. We plan on doing a million different things with the new data at our disposal and I can’t wait to share it with everyone. The rest of the industry is in serious trouble but I specifically want PFF to know that I will be a constant migraine headache that never goes away.

Dear Pro Football Focus @PFF. Consider this my declaration of war. pic.twitter.com/wHGLNdbMie

— Trey Daubert (@treydaubert) November 24, 2023

Dear, PFF. You never met a prick like me.

Dear, PFF. I will humiliate you on levels that have never been seen before.

For the record, I’ve already been embarrassing your company for years. Remember when your idiot company thought Andy Isabella was a first round prospect that should have gone ahead of DK Metcalf? Remember when PFF George who is dumber than a bag of rocks thought D’Eriq King was a first rounder? Remember when your dope company thought Baker Mayfield was going to be the GOAT? Remember when your uneducated company thought Jalen Reagor was better than Justin Jefferson and defended the Eagles on that pick? Trey would never.

I am 957-0 against PFF in direct challenges. You can search up and down the site. You won’t find one that I lost to those idiots. I even stopped challenging them because it started to feel like the Simpsons Meme. Nobody takes your site seriously. Even former NFL general managers think your site is trash.

I worked for Sports Info Solutions. I know how your company operates in terms of tracking data. I can guarantee your product stinks and is far inferior to this new data we have.

Except I won’t stop now. Not now that I have access to data. I’m your permanent boogeyman now. I’m just telling you right now that it’s going to get ugly. The truth of the matter is, you’re not competition and I’m going to make your data look like it’s constructed by toddlers. I’ve already been doing it with the power of my eyes. Wait until I have this magical data on my side.

I’ve already won. That’s the truth. We just haven’t experienced all of the victories yet. That will come with time. That’s a promise. You’re going to wish my mother aborted me as a baby. That’s how bad it’s going to be for you. I guarantee it.

Is Pro Football Focus Broke?

My prediction?

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