It’s Time To Retire The Kingsman Series

It’s Time To Retire The Kingsman Series

I love having access to these streaming platforms (thanks, Ryan). I no longer live under a rock when it comes to seeing movies on time. Recently, I was able to watch ‘The King’s Man‘ on HBO Max. It’s the third installment of the Kingsman series. A series that should be taken out back behind the shed and put to sleep.

Previously, I had only seen the first movie that came out in 2014. That movie was fine. I remember Samuel L Jackson being in it. The second movie I did not see. The third movie was supposed to be a prequel to everything. The movie is so bad that it tarnished the entire series and is no longer watchable.

The King’s Man movie was so bad I literally had to pause it six or seven times. I had to give myself a pep talk that we’re not quitters and that we have to finish it. I don’t even know where to start but please don’t watch it. Stick a fork in your eye instead. It will be a better overall experience.

I don’t even know where to begin. It’s just a dog shit movie. Its recollection of historical events makes me want to vomit. Long story short; it’s basically a version of Austin Powers that tries to be serious instead of funny and fails miserably. It’s the Gen Z version of an action movie. Lazy, awful, and rocks for brains.

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100 percent the worst movie I’ve seen this year. There is almost no way they can make another one because this movie was just shit. You could have taken whatever drugs you wanted, it still wouldn’t have been entertaining in any possible way.

SHOP!