Studying Past Lives: Josh Allen And The Bison

Studying Past Lives: Josh Allen And The Bison

Vendetta Sports Media already provides the most accurate NFL Draft information on the internet. 99% of this industry was dead wrong about Josh Allen coming out of Wyoming. Trey actually knows how to scout and told everyone I liked Allen more after what was considered a bad performance against Iowa.

What if I told you we’re on the verge of cracking the code so thoroughly that nobody else in this industry will ever sniff this level of accuracy again?

I’ve always believed this wasn’t my first human life. I’ve always felt like I’ve been here before.

Well… what if there was a way to actually accurately track the sequence for these things in relation to projecting scouting success?

Are we sure Allen wasn’t an actual Bison in a past life? The archetypal alignment adds up in more ways than one.

• Species Behavior: Bison are powerful, hard to bring down, wired for survival. High threshold for adversity. They endure.
• Allen’s Player Pattern: Raw, doubted, hunted in the wild (Wyoming), physically dominant, high pain tolerance, team-carrier.

How Do The Josh Allen Haters Look At Themselves In The Mirror?

What Allen is doing right now for the Bills feels borderline impossible. He’s carrying a team with no elite receiver, no blue chip supporting talent, and a terrible head coach who is on record for joking about the 9/11 attacks.

The world wasn’t ready for Allen 20 years ago. He had to evolve into the species that could even climb the hill. He’s still climbing the hill while looking like Superman all at the same time. I guess that part we’ll never know is what heroic act did Allen partake in while in his bison form to be bestoyed this honor of carrying the actual Bills?

That’s just a taste of what’s to come…

The show must go on.

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