Screw Coaching, Kliff Kingsbury Buys One-Way Ticket To Thailand

Screw Coaching, Kliff Kingsbury Buys One-Way Ticket To Thailand

I won’t lie to you, when I first saw this news drop, I quite literally laughed out loud. What I’m about to tell you isn’t a joke. It’s very much a real story. Kliff Kingsbury bought a one-way ticket to Thailand and has no interest in a return to coaching in the near future. Kingsbury was fired by the Cardinals and took off.

Screw coaching! I’m just going to crush babes at the beach and live the good life. Those are Kliff Kingsbury’s words, not mine. Kingsbury is on the Cardinals payroll until 2027. He realistically has no reason to take another job. If he does, the Cardinals don’t have to pay him. Keep collecting those checks, Kliff! I bet the waitresses are doing well in Thailand from that Black Monday money!

We know exactly what Kingsbury is doing in Thailand. Once upon a time, he took the USC offensive coordinator job for the beach babes. Kingsbury is owed approximately $5.5 million per year with the recent contract extension. Keep cashing those checks, Kliff! You worked hard for that money. Maybe he would have gotten more if he would have successfully banned Kyler Murray from playing Call of Duty. Can’t confirm that part, however.

This is awesome. I can’t say I blame him. In fact, I may do the same thing. I can’t believe Matt Rhule went back into coaching right away after getting axed by the Panthers. Kingsbury is on the beach getting a blowey from the cute waitress he met at the bar. Meanwhile, Rhule took the head job at Nebraska in the middle of corn land. You tell me who’s the better coach? Rhule has the better collegiate record but Kingsbury clearly has more game in the streets. Some men are just built different. Some men get spit on by the cute beach babes in Thailand. Others spit on themselves. End of blog.