Is This Rock Bottom? The Yankee Fans Want Joey Gallo Back?

Is This Rock Bottom? The Yankee Fans Want Joey Gallo Back?

Is it still June? The Tampa Bay Rays are 3.5 games back of first place and are very much in danger of botching what I was told was a historic Yankees team. Welcome to the circus of Yankee stadium. Their fans are morons, their players are beardless cowards, and somehow Joey Gallo feels like an upgrade. You can’t make it up.

Is this what rock bottom looks like?

Aaron Hicks was benched today. We knew Hicks was having a bad year but this next play I’m about to show you is next level terrible. This could go down as the error of the year. It’s that gross.

Aaron Hicks just dropped a ball and didn't know it was fair, and two runs just scored with two outs pic.twitter.com/HvOzhT3FXh

— MLB Errors (@mlberrors) September 10, 2022

Hicks was eventually replaced in-game by Estevan Florial who’s hitting .097 in 31 at-bats for the Yankees. Andrew Benintendi was supposed to be the new every day left fielder but he’s likely out of the season after wrist surgery.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!

We live in a world where Joey Gallo hit .159 with 106 strikeouts in 82 games and the Yankee fans WANTED HIM BACK. That guy that doesn’t have a lick of talent is an upgrade over what the small market Yankees put out on the field.

Sad… Bad… Wow…

Is this what rock bottom looks like? Yankee fans are now clamoring for the good ole days of Joey Gallo.

https://t.co/wdnhydg7bN

— Vendetta Media (@VendettaVSM) September 10, 2022

The new MLB rule changes suck but this Yankees collapse is a 10 out of 10. Feed me all of it. Inject that into my veins. Where can I get more of this?

Joey Gallo ready for fresh start with Dodgers

Can we have a chat Yankee fans? Just you and me. Are you nervous? Have I struck the fear of god in your heart? Are you concerned that I may have mystic powers? You should be because all of them may or may not be true.

Is it still June? Asking for a friend.

My favorite part of this Yankees szn is they’re so hot right now there’s no chance they win the World Series and will have no choice but to over pay for Judge which will turn into one of the worst deals in MLB history. No reasonable person thinks this team is actually this good.

— Trey Daubert (@treydaubert) June 18, 2022