Red Sox Stats Twitter Personality Is A Fraud Who Brings Nothing To The Table

Red Sox Stats Twitter Personality Is A Fraud Who Brings Nothing To The Table

Karl sent this in the MLB chat yesterday and it was just the final straw for me. The Red Sox Stats Twitter personality is an absolute fraud and I can’t believe anybody remotely cares what this loser has to say.

Let’s go back to yesterday…

Duran is seeing more and more pitches in the zone as the year goes on; he is bizarrely (and a path to further improvement) one of the worst hitters in baseball on pitches not in the zone. At some point, you'd think teams are going to force him to not swing at bad pitches. pic.twitter.com/233YdlAfxk

— Red Sox Stats (@redsoxstats) August 6, 2024

Nobody has any clue what this dude is trying to say, right? I dare you to try. Do we think this guy secretly smokes crack during the middle of Sox games?

How exactly do you force someone to not swing at a bad pitch anyway? Do we have a certain technique to practice that art? That’s beyond the obvious fact that Jarren Duran is an absolute menace on the base paths so it’s not really worth pitching around him. But there’s no point in even getting to that point because that guy Red Sox stats is constantly on crack and continue to make zero sense.

Beyond the obvious errors in his tweet yesterday that made all of us who looked at it have a stroke, he’s also a total re re that knows nothing about baseball.

Somehow it actually got worse yesterday…

No

— Red Sox Stats (@redsoxstats) August 4, 2024

Guess what Rafaela did yesterday…

THERE IS ONLY ONE CEDDANNE. pic.twitter.com/p45v2W63NS

— Red Sox (@RedSox) August 6, 2024

Watch that catch and explain to me why trading Rafaela (who signed an incredibly team friendly $50 million contract extension that takes him through the 2032 season) makes any sense.

Do we think Red Sox stats joins in on the orgis that Bill Simmons has when he cranks it to the trade machine?

By the way, this isn’t just a recent event. This Red Sox Stats guy has always been dumb as rocks. We don’t need any hindsight bias here.

I literally own that idiot:

Update: Someone tweet at that loser who runs the Red Sox stats account and ask him how Stephen Nogosek is doing 😂 9.82 ERA and couldn’t get an out. I deserve an apology pic.twitter.com/jMwQIDFXhP

— Trey Daubert (@treydaubert) June 27, 2019

This guy Red Sox stats for whatever reason had a hard on for Stephen Nogosek who always sucked. Boston dumped Nogosek in the Addison Reed trade and the only reason to ever get mad about that deal is if you were dumb enough to think Nogosek was going to turn into a stud (which was never going to happen). Nogosek hasn’t thrown a single pitch at the MLB level in 2024.

Not to mention the fact that Red Sox Stats was also dead wrong about Schwarber, Bogaerts, Story, and Eduardo Rodriguez but I’ve already spent too much time talking about this idiot so I’ll let you Google those for yourself.

GM Analysis: Craig Breslow Botched The 2024 MLB Trade Deadline

Side note: Of course, this idiot has a Substack. The only people who create Substacks are cowards who aren’t fully willing to bet on themselves so they’re okay with being middle manned and conned. Seems about right for that idiot.

Additional side note:

Word on the street is Carrabis would hire stupid fuck Red Sox stats if he hypothetically bought the team. I assume he didn’t include me in his tweet for obvious reasons. Just remember I want what’s best for the Sox. I’m the only consideration for the small balls bloom successor. https://t.co/51cPDOr141 pic.twitter.com/YcSci9JAlU

— Trey Daubert (@treydaubert) December 20, 2022

Last side note: That guy, whoever he is, has no talent. His only talent is having the ability to pull screenshots from baseball savant. Congratulations on figuring that out. Otherwise, this dude is a loser and stays faceless for a reason.

SUBSCRIBE to the Vendetta YouTube Channel!

SHOP for Vendetta Merch!

SUPPORT Vendetta on Patreon!

Click here for more MLB content