Pablo Sandoval Regrets Signing With The Red Sox

Pablo Sandoval Regrets Signing With The Red Sox

If you built a theoretical time machine, Pablo Sandoval says he would have never signed with the Red Sox. What he doesn’t realize is that every Red Sox fan around the world hates him. And I mean with a passion. I’m not sure there is a former Red Sox player disliked more in my lifetime.

Seriously Red Sox fans… is there any former Red Sox you hate more over the last 10 years or so? I can’t think of anyone else. Pablo tops the list. Please comment if you have any others that are even close.

VIA GQ:

“I should have stayed. I know. I learned my lesson,” Sandoval said to GQ. “But I’m happy I went through it, man, because I kept my eyes open and learned a lot of things.”

“We make mistakes. We can make errors. And you know, it’s part of the game,” he Sandoval said to GQ “But fans don’t realize that we are human beings. We got lifestyle. We have problems, too. We have off-the-field things. And they don’t understand that.”

What he should have said was he was a fat piece of shit and he’s sorry that he stole John Henry’s money. That statement is just so tone deaf. Don’t show up to spring training looking like jabba the hutt and maybe people wouldn’t hate you.

There are people in prison that committed less crimes than Pablo. He showed up to Boston and couldn’t even beat out rookie Travis Shaw. The Panda hit .237 with a .646 OPS over 161 games. If he perform like that and act like the lazy shit he was don’t try to blame others when you stealing $95 million from the Red Sox. Just be grateful you got that kind of money for doing nothing.

In more positive news, check out the chicken and beer video Jonathan Papelbon posted today. It will make your day. Maybe your year. It’s that good. Give it a watch here. It’s the little things that make your day sometimes.

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