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We officially have confirmation that Logan Camden has seen the episode of Cheese while calling him a scumbag for his actions during his internship here at Vendetta. Logan responded in the most predictable way possible.
He didn’t respond, instead, he sent his friends to attack and I’m pretty convinced that this is the single worst insult I’ve ever heard in my life.
If you click the YouTube video and sort by new comments, you will see them.
“Nut suck lickers”. I gotta be honest; I think he got me. I am defeated! What a comeback!
What a noob. This comeback just screams Tide Pod kid. It’s right out of the Gen Z playbook. Runs scared and has friends attack online with the single worst insult of all time. I think I had a stroke reading it.
“Nut suck lickers”. I mean… doesn’t make even a lick of sense. What was he even going for here? How do you suck and lick at the same time? Someone has to do a science experiment to explain that one. Next time I have a lady friend over I’m going to tell her to be a “nut suck licker”. Maybe that will earn me browning points in the bedroom?
Should we really be surprised?
This is the action of a kid who calls himself a nerd but goes to Arizona State, parties too hard, and wakes up at 1 p.m. In the history of this company, I’m not sure we’ve ever had a bigger scumbag than this kid. Feel free to watch the episode for the full story.
Let’s just be honest; It’s very Colin Cowherd behavior. Cowherd attacks quarterbacks who are dead, then hides like he never said anything. Cowherd loves noisy quarterbacks so I’m sure he’s thrilled with this piece of news. The cowardly nature of Cowherd is clearly rubbing off on the kid. At least we know who is advising this kid now!
I guess this is the only card that Logan has to play. Have you seen his biceps? If I looked like a little P boy, I’d probably be running scared too if I were him. He knows that he would get choked out in two seconds if he actually tried to fight me. What other play does he have other than running and hiding behind his friends in the comments?
Let’s all take this as a lesson to be learned. If you are ever in a position to try to insult someone, go with “nut suck lickers”. It’s what the kids say now. It’s the ultimate comeback. Talk about getting roasted. I’m not sure I will ever recover.
Let’s be real here to close things out. If anything, Logan should send me a thank you letter for passing him on his internship. I could have easily failed the kid for turning in 37 mediocre blogs (ideally we want 100 for a semester and anything less than 50 you usually don’t pass). I could have easily failed the kid for simply claiming posts in the Slack chat and not getting them done. I could have easily failed the kid for poor communication skills during a remote internship and being the only person in the history of the company to not show up for his end-of-the-semester review.
Talk about a nice guy I am. Sheesh. The sad part is, I saw all of this coming. I probably should have just fired the kid on day one and let him rot with Cowturd. The good news is that he’s a big shot now and has to work a second job at the restaurant because Cowherd doesn’t pay him enough. Good thing Cowherd told him to blow off his education!
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