Lock Of The Century: Philly Fans Will Hate Jared McCain

Lock Of The Century: Philly Fans Will Hate Jared McCain

Philly spent a year preparing to have the cap space necessary to land a star, including going through the James Harden trade drama last summer. But it ends up with the 76ers forming the best “Big Three” in the NBA today, & gives them a chance to take a run at Boston in the East. https://t.co/g2jLUJmt8r

— Tim Bontemps (@TimBontemps) July 1, 2024

I saw this Tweet and only had one thought.

Oh boy…

It’s not even the delusional Philly fans who are falling for this cheese.

You know what kind of cheese I’m talking about. We’ve been down this road.

Joel Embiid won’t get in shape.

Paul George has never won anything and may as well go into Witness Protection when it counts.

Tyrese Maxey tries hard but he’s small and limited defensively.

This puppy isn’t going to work and everyone with a brain knows it.

Hey, at least they will be more entertaining when New York or Boston takes them down in the playoffs.

Jared McCain 2024 NBA Draft Profile

Okay, back on track here. I’m not going to spam the blog with every single one of McCain’s ridiculous Tik Tok’s. Here’s his page if you have no idea what I’m talking about.

As I’ve gotten older, I’ve realized how important self-awareness is. I actually like McCain as a prospect but not everyone makes sense for every single team. Luckily, Kyle Filipowski went to the one team where Mormons are allowed (IFYYK).

See what I mean?

All it’s going to take is one bad shooting night in an important playoff game and McCain will be in more trouble than a teenage girl who told a lie during the Salem Witch Trials. Philly fans are deranged lunatics and they’re not going to take kindly to finger painting and improv dancing. I can promise you that.

We know that’s coming right? I can see the signs. Do you see them too?

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