Let’s Settle This

Let’s Settle This

To whom it may concern:

Vendetta Sports Nation, it is I, the one and the only Don Chach. Last week, there was an attempt on my life. Our very own Chad Bauman has returned fire in what is now being called by historians as “The Baskin Battles”. Chad issued many statements last week that may have insinuated that I am a misogynist and a closeted homosexual. I am here to assure everyone that I am not. I support women and the LGBT community but can assure you all that I have had sex with more women than that fat fuck with two different size shoes Chad Bauman.

Chad is a dear friend of mine and someone who I have known for years from our time at the distinguished Little Ivy League School Ursinus College. We are both scholars and gentleman which is why I must be the bigger man in this case and restore order to the Vendetta OGs. Let’s settle this once and for all my friend. I propose a challenge. A challenge that will bring peace to the group. Chad if you can beat me in a gauntlet chug I will surrender in this fight and move on to verbally attacking one of our other colleagues, obviously that will be Trey. I’ll probably start with his pathetic golf swing.

The rules of the challenge are so simple that even you will be able to follow along Chad. The first person who can chug 5 beers in a row will be the winner. The loser will be verbally abused by the winner and all members of the Vendetta family until death. Or until we all get bored and move on with our lives. I will complete my challenge tonight, 4/23/2020, before the NFL Draft. I will have Trey, a neutral party, post the video to the Twitter page with my results. You will then have 24 hours to post your response video. We will both have only one attempt. If you fail to post your video in 2 hours you will be disqualified. The last thing I will say Chad that you are a brother to me and I take no enjoyment out of the fact that I get to embarrass you in front of all of your friends and family and all of our followers. I must say however, you did bring this upon yourself you piece of shit. I leave you with a final statement my friend. Go fuck yourself.

God Bless,

Don Chach

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