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LeBron James Blames His Son For Getting Blown Out By The Celtics

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LeBron James blames his son for getting blown out by the Celtics (Jay LaPrete/AP)

The worst human who ever lived, LeBron James, is back at it again. The Boston Celtics throttled the Lakers last night in TD Garden 139-107. It was an ass beating from start to finish. Of course, LeBron just can’t lose. There is always an excuse behind it. His teammates suck, he can’t play with younger players, drunk on wine, and now a new excuse has arisen. LeBron blamed his son for the loss.

I’m surprised he didn’t go with the “well tomorrow is Taco Tuesday, so I have saving up my energy for that” excuse. I can’t stand this guy. I don’t know how anybody likes him. Poor, guy. He went to see his kid play an hour away and it ruined his whole day. Even took a helicopter to the game to save time. Really sounds horrible.

God, how great was this dunk last night? How much would you pay for that poster? This is why the general public doesn’t consider LeBron the goat. It’s for things like this. Nobody who would ever would be considered the greatest thinks like this.

In other news, Kemba Walker got his first win against LeBron last night. The reverse jinx worked. Hey, he’s now 1-0 with the Celtics. The other ones with the Hornets don’t count.

I think at this point we should create a LeBron James bingo version. After every game we watch the press conference and check off things that he says. Blaming son for the loss? Cross it off. The board could include wine, tacos, hating of younger teammates, and stealing the spot light from other players. I should have blogged that Anthony Davis – Kevin Hart thing. Missed opportunity right there. Who wants to create this board?

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