This is the world we live in people. I, an almost 30 year old out of shape washed up former D3 wrestler, have no business in the ring. But, as I said, this is the world we live now. That’s why I need to fight Hasbulla Magamedov.
Jake Paul had no business in the ring with Floyd Mayweather, but millions were made off a fight that should have never happened. So guess what. Should I fight Hasbulla? No. Will I fight Hasbulla (should the opportunity present itself)? You’re got damn right I will. These hands are rated E for everyone.
Unfair Advantage
A lot of you might be thinking:
“Well that’s kind of fucked up. Dude wants to fight a little kid.”
However, Hasbulla is no child. Dude is 18. Totally old enough to make his own life choices and get his ass beat.
Even if he was a kid, that still wouldn’t be a problem for me. Generally, as a rule, I don’t hit kids but, that rule is amendable if that kid is a dick (or you pay me a shit ton of money).
Even still I recognize the need for a handicap. I’m 5’10 (on a good day) 240 lbs. At best he’s the size of your average 6 year old.
I propose the following terms. To even out the fight a little bit I would have to remain on my knees at all times and have my left hand (I’m left handed) tied behind my back.
It Do What It Do
In a world of clout chasing I’m just a squirrel trying to find a nut. Ain’t got no shame ’bout it. That’s why I need to fight Hasbulla and he needs to fight me. Lets run this shit. I WANT MY FADE!
Get in my mentions on Twitter if you know who I should fight after Hasbulla (or if you want to tell me about how much of an asshole I am, but trust me I know).
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