The final of the UEFA Champions League is over and we have found our pool winner. This was a close race for many of us. Some of our predictions panned out, while many tanked by choosing Juventus over Lyon. Here are the final Champions League pool standings, Serenity’s winner press release and Jordan’s punishment for taking last.
Final Standings
Everyone who got the winner right earned an extra nine points for the final.
Serenity– 54 points
Jackson– 43 points
Alex– 38 points
Paul– 36 points
Trey– 33 points
Gavin– 26 points
Jordan– 21 points
Serenity’s Winning Press Release
I want to thank Bayern Munich for carrying me through two Champions League pools to win. I would also like to thank my soccer knowledge for aiding me in this pool. And I would like to say thank you to everyone else for getting their picks wrong.
All of this has come together in a perfect storm to continue my winning streak in soccer pools. I’m excited about future Vendetta soccer pools. Keep your eyes out for more of my wins.
Jordan’s Punishment
So as the winner of the competition, I get to chose Jordan’s punishment. I had a hard time trying to come up with ideas. Andrew suggested giving Jordan a tattoo to haunt him for the rest of his life, but I couldn’t do that to him.
After much consideration, I’ve decided to have Jordan take a picture with a sign saying “I love the Jets. I hope they win the SuperBowl.” Since the Jets are his least favorite team. He then has to post it to his Twitter and pin it to the top of his profile for a month.
I think this punishment isn’t too cruel, but not something he would want to do. Look out on Jordan’s Twitter for this amazing picture.