Does Trey Daubert Secretly Work For The Red Sox?

What more do I need to say? Should I just close out the blog after this?

Starter Kenta Maeda would go to the Minnesota Twins part of the Mookie Betts-David Price deal, sources tell ESPN. Outfielder Alex Verdugo and hard-throwing pitching prospect Brusdar Graterol, who has been with Minnesota, would go to the Red Sox, as @Ken_Rosenthal said.

— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) February 5, 2020

I had the whole blog written 3 days ago thinking the Sox were getting Verdugo and Jeter Downs. I’m furious they didn’t get downs. Bloom better know what he’s doing with Brusder. Trade won’t be nearly as bad as the media portrays though. Verdugo is a tank. https://t.co/yL9MdJvMEe

— Trey Daubert (@treydaubert) February 5, 2020

Catching prospect Connor Wong is headed to the Boston Red Sox alongside outfielder Alex Verdugo and shortstop Jeter Downs in the trade that will send outfielder Mookie Betts, starter David Price and cash to the Los Angeles Dodgers, sources tell ESPN. Players have been notified.

— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) February 9, 2020

Listen, after the original Betts deal went down, me and my best friend Chaim had to sit down to discuss things. I told him Jeter Downs had to be in the trade. What are we doing throwing in a reliever with a shot arm? We have a chance to find the Dustin Pedroia replacement. You gotta fix this.

It took a few days, but Bloom listened to me and fixed it. He didn’t just fix it, he added in an offensive catcher into the mix too who tore the cover off the ball in AA last year. Listen, when Jeters Downs becomes a star for Boston, you can send me a thank you card. Our lunch at Legal Seafood in Boston changed the course of history. I’m just happy that he eventually listened to me.

Is Pro Football Focus Forced To Hire Me (Trey Daubert) As A Consultant After Their Egregious Analysis On Baker Mayfield?

My job with the Red Sox is now on the line. Sometimes you gotta stick your neck out there to get results. If Jeter Downs ends up terrible, Bloom will probably fire me. In that case, I deserve to get whacked. It won’t happen. My guy Jeter Downs is a stud. The Red Sox found their cornerstone 2nd baseman for the future.

Hey Haters. Suck It. I’m Officially On The Path

What the rest of the world doesn’t know is that Mookie is coming back to Boston in 2021 anyway. We had to reset the farm. Get some young talent in here for when we re-sign Betts in the offseason. Little do the Dodgers know that sticking them with part of David Price is what clogs up their cap for when they try to re-sign Betts. Sit tight Red Sox fans. We have a plan.

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YOUTUBE!