Andrea Jin Accurately Described The Best Strip Club In The Universe
I’m going to give everyone a bit of a peek behind the curtain. I love Andrea Jin and she is a Charli XCX level crush for me. If you’re polling Trey on celebrity crushes, that’s essentially the list. Andrea Jin is becoming one of my favorite comedians. Like Trey, she hasn’t come close to peaking yet.
Anyway… before I get too far down the rabbit hole (but seriously put one of her people in touch with one of my people and we’ll see where this goes) I just want to share the most accurate description of the best strip club in the universe.
This is pure comedy gold for so many reasons.
A: I don’t see the intrigue. It feels like real sheep behavior. You mean to tell me that I’m supposed to want to go to a place where I lose all my money, can’t get a proper night’s rest, and still have to go to town on myself? Blue Ball City. Hard pass.
B: Andrea clearly doesn’t like to eat the two-hole hitter out. I knew she was a switch hitter, but I’m glad that I now have this information. That won’t be a problem when it comes to us. I don’t need anything taken care of there. Plus, I have some gardening work that needs to be taken care of. I’m just glad it’s one less thing I have to ask her about on our first date. Although I’m willing to offer my services if needed. As any gentleman would.
C: The goldfish brain of Grand Theft Auto will always be an underrated part of the game. I can shoot rocket launchers at the strip club. If I show up the very next day everyone in the building will just say hello and act like it never happened. I can act up and be all naughty the way I’d imagine the slutty version of myself would. Except I can keep the lover boy status and not face any of the consequences. Win-Win.
D: We live in a new internet world. If I’m going to leave my house now it has to be worth it. I can do everything from my couch. That’s the new world we live in. Why would I leave my house when I can just fire up GTA and have my character get busy there? Plus, I never have to spend a dime. Well, that is unless you’re one of those rat kids who steals their parents’ credit cards for in-game VC.
I could go down a whole rant about the way parents handle GTA but I have to lean you wanting more. Just like any real gentleman would. That joke isn’t for your eyes.
Warning: I’ve never actually been to a strip club. I have no plans to attend one unless Andrea insists we go together. That’s the way I see it at this point.
This is what makes Andrea Jin so good. She understands the comedy we need. We need more Grand Theft Auto jokes. Make me laugh at something that I would have found funny as a raging teenager while causing havoc on society. Feed me more of that.
